I would do anything for money, but I won’t do that. Well, ok I might.

Exactly! We don’t have answers to any of these questions. We are Googling “cockroach eggs maybe bed why? please no” currently. We might have to burn everything. EVERYTHING.

→ Manical Rage, Garrett Murray: One of the Worst Things Ever Happened to Shawn Last Night

Patrick McLean has finished podcasting How to Succeed in Evil and those of you who’ve held off on listening to this until the last episode would be available have to wait no longer. Go listen to his soothing voice and excellent story. You will enjoy it.

Here is a sound toy for you to make adorable 16 note loops on: Inudge.net. [Via Manical Rage]

Left-over link goodness

I’ve been doing some housekeeping the past two days. I’m of course talking about my interwub-house, not the irl version. This has entailed mastering whimpering at the mercy of css, and now sorting links. I don’t know why I keep on saving bookmarks for stuff since I never organise them, but I might as well share them with you bored, oh so utterly bored, people.

* Here’s a look at the trends of wearing kaffiya, that mainstay of leftist haute couturé: kabobfest.com

* BLDGBLOG: Architecture and speculation. Theoretical and artsy blog.

* If fonts make you fondle yourself, here you go: fontshop.com/fontfeed

* Journal of Contemporary Art has a bunch of interviews available: jca-online.com

* Do you feel that you have a few years to spare to solve a world-wide problem, but can’t make up your mind about what to do? There is a list that might help you: uia.org

* The Grey Lodge is a good place to start if you’re itching for some original bittorrenting: Lots of art and documentaries, and interesting reviews.

* I think that people who are too cool for somethingawful, but not cool enough for being meta-somethingawful hang on yayhooray.com

* Freakyflicks, the cinephile community: freakyflicks.proboards54.com

* Stock photography from the US government: unclesamsphotos.com

* More pdf magazines than you can shake whatever at: pdf-mags.com

* Animated text art storytelling: yhchang.com

* Beautiful and gothic interaction: Red Interactive Agency

* MetaFilter – What single book is the best introduction to your field for laypeople. Excellent idea.

* ViewDo.com: Video introductions to all kinds of stuff. I learned how to fold my tshirts in four seconds.

* A blog about product and advertising design: notcot.org

* Librarianchick wants nothing more than assist you in finding reading material

* Container ship accidents. With photos! containershipping.nl

* The Tanner lectures on human value, curtesy of the University of Utah: tannerlectures.utah.edu

* The artists guide to making money. I really should go through a site with such a good name, but I’ll let you do that first, and give me the gist of it: theartistsguide.net

* Human and computer interaction in science fiction movies: w5.cs.uni-sb.de

* A fecal load of interesting art: everyoneforever.com

* How to reference a website in an academic paper: neilstoolbox.com

* Learn a new language online: unilang.org

* Rogue science – all the knowledge they don’t want you to have: www.roguesci.org

* Chapter 1 of Guy Debord’s The Society of the Spectacle (Paris, 1967)

* How to solve the Rubiks cube: internet.oit.edu

* Ballardian.com has a bunch of articles. Go fish.

Nuclear reactor DIY

* A while ago, David Hahn tried to build himself a nuclear breeder reactor, and hilarity ensued. As a kid I read a lot about blowing stuff up, but never did more than smoke-bombs. This kid started reading up on physics and chemistry and collected radioactive materials. Very good article: harpers.org

* This is rather odd. My old domain guiltyguiltyguilty.org has been taken over by a spam blog, but Google still shows the domain when a search for “mateusz pozar” is made. Yes, I do vanity searches occasionally.

* I once downloaded a video with a guy in a mullet describing how to fight with knifes. I don’t know if any of the pimple-faced boys that bought it found use for it, but it’s fun to watch. Here’s a video of a British person showing you how to defend against two assailants.

The best part is the one lonely comment beneath the video:

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Appropriate christmas followup

Here’s a greek blog that mentiones the appropriate christmas soundwork I did last year. The fun part is reading the babelfish translation of it. Here’s the original post for those of you who read greek: uneducated.wordpress.com

And here’s the babelfish translation:

Has already begun a long time ago fa’ltso ihej’wn that play “epohjaka’”? songs. Paro’lo however that some gentleman has syndja’sej 2380 such songs in a piece, me bothers by no means!

the appropriate christmas is a audio mix of some 2400 christmas tracks that i’ve downloaded over the years.

It passed through filters a extract of 8 seconds from each one from 2380 christmas songs (more many and of the collections of TimeLife that is to say), the syndj’ase depending on frequencies that it selected and the result it has duration 75 thinly. Sa we say entire album. Interest of project Swede, Mateusz Pozar.

why those frequencies? because it sounds good

Very good concept – even if by no means ey’iho (or digestible generally)!

The page project is found here: appropriate christmas me’sw www.monocultured.com/blog. Lower the piece and write in a CD, from here via the David Bendit / dev/urandom —? Pseudorandomness or lowered this torrent from him Took Bay, or straight from his page.

That is to say if the LCD Soundsystem do write “?45:33”? for the Nike then, the gentleman in question writes for all us!

Congratulations to Mateusz Pozar!