Go read bash.org

While I’m composing the next resume of my trip to Tunisia, y’all might want to go read bash.org. I tell you this at least once a month, but seriously, you’re missing out if you’re not visiting the site.

As en example:
(“Cybering” means “cyber-sex”, and “gf” means “girlfriend”)


#829281 +(1028)- [X]

ruide: hey chris, stop fuckin cybering and let me show you something
cyph33r: what
cyph33r: i dont cyber cockbite, i have a gf
ruide: haha
cyph33r: what did you want to show me
ruide: i made an account on that scrabble website you go to
ruide: bubblegal_14
cyph33r: wtf
cyph33r: omg fuck you you fucking prick
ruide: chrisharker: i slide two fingers into your tight asshole
cyph33r: YOU ARE A FUCKING FAGGOT YOU KNOW THAT
cyph33r: I FUCKING HATE YOU
ruide: chrisharker: i’ve never done this before, am i doing it right?
cyph33r: FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE

Post-essay levity:

Mcsweeneys.net is a place you ought to read once a week. I’ve always liked smart satire even though I don’t know enough litterature to appreciate it properly. But just knowing that something is making jokes that are high-brow makes me feel better.

Here are two recent articles that you might like:

* THE AMERICANS WHO VOTED FOR GEORGE W. BUSH WISH TO RETURN THEIR TELEVISIONS
* SUPERFOODS FOR THE PESSIMIST

Random domain hopping: flightcontrol.com

flightcontrol.com - battle the geese for the right to golf!

Over and out.