Sporn: Subversion of innocence in service of lolz

People have been looking forward to Spore, an evolutionary game that moves from the microscopical to the interplanetary. It has been hyped beyond belief, and just the other day a demo was released of the “creature create” portion of the game (where you can play a mad scientist putting together a creature to your liking)

Here’s a video introducing the creating part of the game:

And here is sporn:

There’s a whole list of the atrocities visited on the poor game here: rockpapershotgun.com

Go read bash.org

While I’m composing the next resume of my trip to Tunisia, y’all might want to go read bash.org. I tell you this at least once a month, but seriously, you’re missing out if you’re not visiting the site.

As en example:
(“Cybering” means “cyber-sex”, and “gf” means “girlfriend”)


#829281 +(1028)- [X]

ruide: hey chris, stop fuckin cybering and let me show you something
cyph33r: what
cyph33r: i dont cyber cockbite, i have a gf
ruide: haha
cyph33r: what did you want to show me
ruide: i made an account on that scrabble website you go to
ruide: bubblegal_14
cyph33r: wtf
cyph33r: omg fuck you you fucking prick
ruide: chrisharker: i slide two fingers into your tight asshole
cyph33r: YOU ARE A FUCKING FAGGOT YOU KNOW THAT
cyph33r: I FUCKING HATE YOU
ruide: chrisharker: i’ve never done this before, am i doing it right?
cyph33r: FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE