what does he know that we don’t?

swedens lovely minister of justice, the omnipresent, wiretapping, orwellian-non-reading, fucktart thomas bodström had “live online chat” earlier today. one of the “questions” was “do you think that usama bin laden will ever be caught”, and his answer was “i honestly think that bin laden was killed years ago”.

not that i care one way or another mind you, i’m just curious what he’s basing that on. i mean, he is the minister of justice after all, so did he find that one out when he was giving head talking to some US government officials, or what?

second helpings

don’t get me wrong. i like grosing out people as much as the next person, but seriously, a kitty litter cake?

the homepage with the recipie claims it’s “actually very good”, but c’mon, fake cat shit cake? the food i cook occasionaly looks like crap, but not litteraly.

recipie here: www.milwaukeebottleclub.org

the sweaty heart of tuesday night

that which is worth doing, is worth doing well.

i don’t recall who said that (or rather to whom it’s attributed), but my own take on it is that that which is worth doing, is worth over-doing.
as a result of me taking up exercise, i’m in a state of perpetual fatigue, and those post-workout energy drink commercials seem to make more and more sense to me (why, i would like to regain my strenght while at the same time provide my body with the protein and minerals it needs to build muscle).

this is of course a silly path to walk down, but at least i’m not athropying in front of the computer all the time. some of that time is instead now spent in front of strange machines that hurt me.


after this mornings afternoons exercise i took a picture of the sweaty shirt. dripping actually. the lower image is a close-up of the heart-shaped non-sweaty patch that had appeared. isn’t that nice. if i could just get the virgin mary to appear as a sweat pattern on my shorts, i could prolly off the result on ebay and finally buy me a computer.

test me! test me good!

this here colour blob is a representation of me. apparently i am full of “respect” as well as “prone to experiencing”. ever since the ultimate geek code i’ve been doing every test i’ve come across.

gotta luve all those tests. i did the personal dna test a while back, and the cool thing about it is that you can have other people answering questions about you – that way you can compare your selfperception with how others view you. no-one has yet done it on my profile, so i can’t really say how well it works.

if you know me, do take the ten minutes required and click on the link and do the psych you/psych me thing. i’d like to know how i come off. heck, even if you don’t know me other than through the blog, i’d like to know.

i think this is the link that you should use: http://personaldna.com/psychyou-psychme.php?for=992b806bc603

and for those who’d like to know, here’s my geek code (it hasn’t been updated in ten years, so it’s not all that accurate nor interesting, but still):

—–BEGIN GEEK CODE BLOCK—–
Version: 3.12
GCA/GFA/GH/GO d– s+: a- c++ U– P L+ E@ W++ N++(-) o? K- w— O? M+ V? PS+++ PE– Y++ PGP+ t+ 5++ X R* !tv b+++ DI++(–) D++ G e+++(*) h– r- z++(–)
——END GEEK CODE BLOCK——

—-update—-

the personal dna site is quite horrible to navigate, and as gudny pointed out in the comments, you seem to have to do the test yourself before you can evaluate someone else. it’ll take a bit of time, but if you do it while drunk or very tired, maybe you wouldn’t mind. tell you what: you do me, and i’ll do you. fair?