what’s your name again?

i was looking for the artists behind a track i liked, and it turns out that “danny rhymes” is the name of a very popular young man who does gay porn. i ended up on a review site and just love this:

Coming back to reality, Barrett Long heads for the john to drain his hose (and yes it is a hose). Locking himself in the stall, he decides to have a full-on wank. This is our first real glimpse of Long’s snake of a cock – an uncut beauty with low-hangers. He’s interrupted when Owen Hawk, complete with 5 o’clock shadow and doing a bad-ass James Dean impression, comes in the bathroom for a smoke. But the school janitor (Jett Allen) has other plans.

i’m of thankful that my name is as original as it is – no-one is going to say “hey, you don’t look like the guy who got fisted by the rhino in looking for the retentive vol 3.”

i found the other danny rhymes’ website a few clicks later, and he’s got an utterly useless myspace page which you shouldn’t visit, but you can get the band cd from cdbaby.com, a very nice independent music store. it’s just the first track that i like so far (brilliant voice-work), but still. haven’t looked actively for music in a while, so it’s a start.