Googling random words can give good ROI.
Proper: www.apropersite.com
Funny smell: www.netdoctor.co.uk
Avurt. It sounds like a yoghurt but is actually a “non-lethal” “self-defence” “weapon”. It shoots something that might make you vomit. And it’s available in pink. You have to check out their webpage – the infomercial video that autoplays when you get there is gold.
If you want to get me a present, get me one of these: www.avurt.com
And here is an example of a certain lack of finesse in a gaming commercial: