If you’re bored: improvise

One of the most popular features of the computers in the store (Macbooks & iMacs) is the built in iSight in combination with Photobooth. It’s not that the effects you get in the application are new or rad in any sense the kids might use those terms, but rather it’s the braindead sillyness akin to warped mirrors that is so alluring.

At some point I’m going to create a gallery of all the images customers (and employees) have taken of themselves; hopefully to much amusement of all involved, and with as few lawsuits as possible from ridiculed parties.

Wiszdomteetzh

My jaw was clicketyclicking and then I dislocated the shit out of it – can’t close my mouth properly and I’m chewing (OK, not really chewing, actually just slightly mauling the food, mashing it up.) with my right side.

I feel like a whale, just siphoning the food through my teeth. And I drool a bit when I talk. Especially when I’m drunk. Which makes me look even more drunk.