Change begins with you and your cellphone.

Ring signals intended for cellphones capable of using mp3-files; Submit yourself and your surroundings to what I present to you here. Download, load up and get down, with the following sound:

Download all of the sounds in one, handy, 1.5 MB file: Ring signals 2 (Previously)

How would you like it?

[audio:https://monocultured.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/How_would_you_like_it.mp3]

You shine… (hearing voices remix)

[audio:https://monocultured.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/You_shine_multiple.mp3]

Pscha — guide to Polish pronounciation.

[audio:https://monocultured.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Pscha.mp3]

Vocabulary extension: Abash.

[audio:https://monocultured.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Abash.mp3]

P.M means after lunch.

[audio:https://monocultured.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/PM_means.mp3]

20 second attack and fade.

[audio:https://monocultured.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/20_sec_attack.mp3]

Late to the game of being an annoying jerk.

Here you go kids, four new ring tones for your mp3-enabled cellphones, all courtesy of Delinquest! Show the world what it means to suffer the too-cool-for-school attitude of someone with a speakerphone and no empathy!

With a 100% guarantee of looping, download them in a package only 381 kilos of bytes: Ringtone_01.zip

The Lebensraum of tomorrow, today!
[Audio:Lebensraum.mp3]

Please dont, I can pay.
[Audio:Please_dont.mp3]

Who did let the dogs out?
[Audio:Bang_boom_boom.mp3]

Do you enjoy food?
[Audio:Food_food.mp3]