Everything changes, everything stays the same

One of the most catchy commercial jingles I’ve ever heard. This ought to be sampled and used in techno musik.
It could even develop into a dance. Like Macarena.

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Old computer commercials bring a tear of joy or something to my eye or something:

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The time before Wikipedia, we all had long hair and wanted lexicons. I know I did.

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As the blog title implies: Some ways of selling out change, but the selling out remains.

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I wonder if Madness got any money for this. And I’m sure there’s a joke about the British and dental hygiene in there somewhere, but I can’t be arsed.

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Today, I don’t think you could advertise a candy as “something that squirts in your mouth.” I blame the internet for ruining a perfectly innocent word.

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Another “sign of times” thing: This might not pass anti-pedo muster today.

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When I was eight I borrowed a VHS with wrestling from a friend who was a bad influence on me. Turns out I didn’t like it back then either, but the colours! The hairdos! The cocaine and horse steroids!

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