{"id":787,"date":"2009-02-07T20:11:16","date_gmt":"2009-02-07T18:11:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/?p=787"},"modified":"2009-02-07T20:29:20","modified_gmt":"2009-02-07T18:29:20","slug":"pants-again","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/pants-again\/","title":{"rendered":"Pants! Again!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I broke a needle, and lesson learned Re: Using gaffers tape for support, but I managed to stitch a pair of pants together. By &#8220;together&#8221; i mean I&#8217;m no longer exposing any nasty bits, although obviously my craftsmanship isn&#8217;t <em>perfected<\/em> yet. Some people didn&#8217;t notice the careful work and dedication I put into it. Well, <em>some<\/em> people can go suck an egg, that&#8217;s what I say. And I used a coloured thread on purpose. It was an <em>artistic decision<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/02\/jeans_fixed.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"jeans_fixed\" width=\"640\" height=\"303\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-788\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Because being psychosomatic is an interesting hobby, I spent the other day doing a mix-n-match between my blood-test results and possible deficiencies\/symptoms. I do this vegan blood test once a year or so to see what stuff I might be lacking (I don&#8217;t feel like becoming a B12-goth) and this time it turns out that I have way too high iron levels. Four hours later, I&#8217;m quite certain i might have become a B12-goth.<\/p>\n<p>I have a meeting with lady in white come Monday, and she&#8217;ll prolly tell me to stop being a whiny turd, <em>hopefully<\/em> using more comforting language. But it&#8217;s always tempting to assign blame &#8211; and if I could pass off my tiredness and passivity as of late to something as banal as vitamin deficiency, I could just as easily be placeboed into &#8220;fitness&#8221; or something resembling it. Below, Anna and <a href=\"http:\/\/wanderingeyes.tumblr.com\/\">Jonas<\/a>, two of the most fit people I know.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/02\/blodprover.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"blodprover\" width=\"640\" height=\"267\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-792\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/02\/jonas_anna_galleri54.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"jonas_anna_galleri54\" width=\"640\" height=\"284\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-793\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I broke a needle, and lesson learned Re: Using gaffers tape for support, but I managed to stitch a pair of pants together. By &#8220;together&#8221; i mean I&#8217;m no longer exposing any nasty bits, although obviously my craftsmanship isn&#8217;t perfected yet. Some people didn&#8217;t notice the careful work and dedication I put into it. Well, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/pants-again\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Pants! Again!<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,279],"tags":[497,500,449,502,498,501],"class_list":["post-787","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-friends","category-photography","tag-b12","tag-doctors-orders","tag-health","tag-i-can-sew-i-can","tag-vitamin","tag-wah-wah-wah"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/787","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=787"}],"version-history":[{"count":13,"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/787\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":803,"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/787\/revisions\/803"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=787"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=787"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=787"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}