{"id":77,"date":"2006-08-30T16:19:31","date_gmt":"2006-08-30T22:19:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/?p=216"},"modified":"2010-02-26T22:58:20","modified_gmt":"2010-02-26T20:58:20","slug":"pretty-pictures-and-voting","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/pretty-pictures-and-voting\/","title":{"rendered":"Pretty pictures and voting"},"content":{"rendered":"

I’m sitting in the living room (the ethernet cable i have doesn’t stretch further) and Anna is watching Mr Romance<\/i>. As a result, I have my headphones on and listen to Autechre at damage-inducing levels.
\nI just can’t stand reality-tv shit. Seriously, I can’t. It’s a thing I have where I have to walk out of the room and either smoke or cover my ears and go “na-na-na-na” until my retardation-levels have gone down sufficiently.<\/p>\n

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what can we learn from the above images? we learn this:<\/p>\n

1) ATM machines run Windows NT<\/i> and occasionaly get tired of giving us our money and say “fuck you” for no apparent reason other than hating their existence. (try being an old Windows box mounted in a hole and see how you like it)<\/p>\n

2) Yes, it is possible to write quite random things if you didn’t plan ahead, and should you find yourself in front of a wall with a spraycan handy this might be the result. Or maybe burri-burri-burritooo<\/i>?<\/p>\n

3) Wear sunscreen, for fucks sake. this happens to be Anna, but it could be you!<\/b><\/p>\n

4) There were three of us, and no-one knew that you should not connect two batteries serially, but rather earth one of the starter-cables. Oh well, you live and you learn. (In the meantime you are very frustrated.)<\/p>\n

5) I happened upon a voting booth at the library and snuck in to cast my vote on the most interesting alternative. (At least on the national level. In the municipal and regional elections I voted for the least evil\/sucky\/assramming party). I’m voting for the Swedish Pirate Party<\/a> cause they actually have a chance to get some radical changes through. Hopefully they’ll get above 4% and will be able to have the other parties eating pirate pussy to get the deciding votes.<\/p>\n

6) Idle hands are the devils watercolour painting brushes.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I’m sitting in the living room (the ethernet cable i have doesn’t stretch further) and Anna is watching Mr Romance. As a result, I have my headphones on and listen to Autechre at damage-inducing levels. I just can’t stand reality-tv shit. Seriously, I can’t. It’s a thing I have where I have to walk out … Continue reading Pretty pictures and voting<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,279],"tags":[1253,1251,755,1252,1254,759],"class_list":["post-77","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-doodles","category-photography","tag-mr-cringe","tag-pirate-party","tag-piratpartiet","tag-reality-tv","tag-sunburn","tag-voting"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/77","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=77"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/77\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3149,"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/77\/revisions\/3149"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=77"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=77"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=77"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}