{"id":761,"date":"2009-02-04T03:03:00","date_gmt":"2009-02-04T01:03:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/?p=761"},"modified":"2009-02-04T03:04:37","modified_gmt":"2009-02-04T01:04:37","slug":"pants-its-all-pants","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/pants-its-all-pants\/","title":{"rendered":"Pants! It&#8217;s all pants!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The only pants that actually fit me &#8211; and by that I mean the pants that <em>don&#8217;t<\/em> make me look like a pornographic sausage roll &#8211; have suffered terrible deterioration. Apparently I&#8217;ve developed crotch-rot, because I now have four pairs that are beyond silly to wear and make the hairy leg-flesh look like a ill-cleaned pork kassler; I don&#8217;t know how many people I have mentally scarred. Will sit down with sewing machine tomorrow and try to remedy the sad state of affairs, if <em>pants<\/em> can be said to have <em>states of affairs.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/02\/jeans_trasiga.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"jeans_trasiga_3\" width=\"640\" height=\"318\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-764\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/02\/jeans_trasiga_2.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"jeans_trasiga_2\" width=\"640\" height=\"217\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-763\" \/><\/p>\n<p>In other news: 1) I went to the gym with Petter last Friday and <em>still<\/em> can&#8217;t bend my legs properly. 2) I get less shit done than I&#8217;d like &#8211; am tired. Maybe eating poorly. 3) Started running again and my pulse is up at <em>180<\/em> when I run <em>as slow as possible<\/em> which means that the whole &#8220;\u00e6robic excercise&#8221; stuff is out the window 4) Jonas, Tobbe and Mark have all visited without me mentioning it here. I don&#8217;t know why I&#8217;m not updating more often. Blame Twitter. 5) Students of mine might be reading this blog, so expect fewer cock-jokes.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/02\/jan_fingrar.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"jan_fingrar\" width=\"640\" height=\"230\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-766\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/02\/mateusz_trott.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"mateusz_trott\" width=\"640\" height=\"415\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-772\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The only pants that actually fit me &#8211; and by that I mean the pants that don&#8217;t make me look like a pornographic sausage roll &#8211; have suffered terrible deterioration. Apparently I&#8217;ve developed crotch-rot, because I now have four pairs that are beyond silly to wear and make the hairy leg-flesh look like a ill-cleaned &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/pants-its-all-pants\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Pants! It&#8217;s all pants!<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,5,279],"tags":[1886,496,494,200,493,495,492],"class_list":["post-761","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-doodles","category-friends","category-photography","tag-friends","tag-grain-appreciation-week","tag-hole","tag-jan","tag-jeans","tag-mateusz","tag-pants"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/761","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=761"}],"version-history":[{"count":11,"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/761\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":778,"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/761\/revisions\/778"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=761"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=761"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=761"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}