{"id":746,"date":"2009-01-25T04:48:16","date_gmt":"2009-01-25T02:48:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/?p=746"},"modified":"2009-01-25T11:43:49","modified_gmt":"2009-01-25T09:43:49","slug":"cfo-explained-somewhat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/cfo-explained-somewhat\/","title":{"rendered":"CFO <em>explained<\/em> (somewhat)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Tomorrow, I&#8217;m going to take advantage of an offer to exercise for free at a a local gym. I&#8217;m gonna try to keep my bpm below the aerobic threshold of 142 in order to become less of a disgrace than I am now &#8211; I can hardly walk up stairs without getting winded and I sleep like a cyborg on meth because I&#8217;m not expanding energy on anything except typing, frying tofu and <del>masturbation<\/del> reading poetry. If <em>downloading shit on the Interwubs<\/em> would require physical labour I would be Adonis incarnate though. (I just got 3GB of &#8220;shoegazing&#8221; whatever that is) <\/p>\n<p>About this whole &#8220;Chill the Fuck Out&#8221; new years promise thing. It&#8217;s nothing more than an awkward way of trying to rein in all the pointless stress. To simplify life, if you like. Have a bit more fun, have a bit less of a meaningless time. Try not to lie to others nor myself. It&#8217;s a Doctor Phil feel-good bonanza.<\/p>\n<p>In other news: My brother burned his hands. I think he got the CFO method down pat.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/tomasz_hander.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"tomasz_hander\" width=\"640\" height=\"303\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-745\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tomorrow, I&#8217;m going to take advantage of an offer to exercise for free at a a local gym. I&#8217;m gonna try to keep my bpm below the aerobic threshold of 142 in order to become less of a disgrace than I am now &#8211; I can hardly walk up stairs without getting winded and I &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/cfo-explained-somewhat\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">CFO <em>explained<\/em> (somewhat)<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,279],"tags":[489,490,487,491],"class_list":["post-746","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-doodles","category-photography","tag-chill","tag-happy-happy","tag-relax","tag-the-good-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/746","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=746"}],"version-history":[{"count":12,"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/746\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":759,"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/746\/revisions\/759"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=746"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=746"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=746"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}