{"id":735,"date":"2009-01-18T04:57:25","date_gmt":"2009-01-18T02:57:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/?p=735"},"modified":"2009-01-18T04:57:25","modified_gmt":"2009-01-18T02:57:25","slug":"promises-promises%e2%80%a6","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/promises-promises%e2%80%a6\/","title":{"rendered":"Promises, promises\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In case you are not as attentive as you ought to be, the New Years resolution of 2009 is: Chill the Fuck Out. Or <em>CFO<\/em> for short. If you like, you can make that <em>homegirl gesture<\/em> I&#8217;ve seen teenagers do (the floppy wrist thing) and say &#8220;oh, well, why don&#8217;t you just C-F-O, bitch!&#8221; and everything will be fine. I <em>will<\/em> elaborate on this further.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/eyelash.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"eyelash\" width=\"640\" height=\"205\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-737\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In case you are not as attentive as you ought to be, the New Years resolution of 2009 is: Chill the Fuck Out. Or CFO for short. If you like, you can make that homegirl gesture I&#8217;ve seen teenagers do (the floppy wrist thing) and say &#8220;oh, well, why don&#8217;t you just C-F-O, bitch!&#8221; and &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/promises-promises%e2%80%a6\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Promises, promises\u2026<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,279],"tags":[486,485,488,487,484],"class_list":["post-735","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-doodles","category-photography","tag-be-happy","tag-dont-worry","tag-dont-have-a-cow","tag-relax","tag-take-it-easy"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/735","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=735"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/735\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":739,"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/735\/revisions\/739"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=735"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=735"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=735"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}