{"id":68,"date":"2006-07-21T02:58:53","date_gmt":"2006-07-21T08:58:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/?p=185"},"modified":"2011-06-02T22:58:21","modified_gmt":"2011-06-02T20:58:21","slug":"back-in-black-streatchy-jeans","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/back-in-black-streatchy-jeans\/","title":{"rendered":"Back in black streatchy jeans"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I think i might be overestimating the streatchy-ness of my streatchy jeans. In combination with me sitting still most of the day and doing nothing but eating and playing computer games, the <i>assilicious-ness<\/i> of them soon will turn to <i>flubber-container-ness<\/i>.<\/p>\n<p>So, I&#8217;ve been looking at gyms. Crap they&#8217;re expensive. And it still seems, well, extremely boring to do that kind of things, whassisname, oh right &#8211; &#8220;excercise.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Got back to GBG a week ago, and it was a wonderful delivery from excessive heat. I landed smack dab in a two-day party that some folk threw together in the Valand yard, and although I was a bit too off to participate much, I had a great time photographing people from my studio window. Me and a poster of miffy were hiding in the darkness, throwing peanuts at all the people who were pissing behind the dumpster as there were no bathrooms available. (At a party with 300-400 guests who were all drinking beer as if they were trying to bail the Titanic. I&#8217;m still working on my metaphors).<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/07\/miffy_of_dooom.jpg\" width=640px\/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/07\/official_hair.jpg\" width=640px\/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/07\/valand_fest.jpg\" width=640px\/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/07\/valand_dage_efter.jpg\" width=640px\/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/07\/pisscontainer.jpg\" width=640px\/><\/p>\n<p>Also, the comb-back hair-style I&#8217;ve taken to seems to be the official one. It makes me look slightly like an uppety twat, but at least my forehead gets some fresh air.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I think i might be overestimating the streatchy-ness of my streatchy jeans. In combination with me sitting still most of the day and doing nothing but eating and playing computer games, the assilicious-ness of them soon will turn to flubber-container-ness. So, I&#8217;ve been looking at gyms. Crap they&#8217;re expensive. And it still seems, well, extremely &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/back-in-black-streatchy-jeans\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Back in black streatchy jeans<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,279],"tags":[919,1415,270,520],"class_list":["post-68","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-doodles","category-photography","tag-exercise","tag-hairstyle","tag-party","tag-valand"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=68"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4180,"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68\/revisions\/4180"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=68"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=68"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=68"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}