{"id":6746,"date":"2021-04-14T19:49:05","date_gmt":"2021-04-14T18:49:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/?p=6746"},"modified":"2021-04-20T19:27:48","modified_gmt":"2021-04-20T18:27:48","slug":"something-funny-just-happened","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/something-funny-just-happened\/","title":{"rendered":"Something funny just happened"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large is-style-default\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1500\" height=\"829\" src=\"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/04\/DSF1260-1500x829.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6747\" srcset=\"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/04\/DSF1260-1500x829.jpg 1500w, https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/04\/DSF1260-640x354.jpg 640w, https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/04\/DSF1260-768x424.jpg 768w, https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/04\/DSF1260-1536x849.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/04\/DSF1260-100x55.jpg 100w, https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/04\/DSF1260-862x476.jpg 862w, https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/04\/DSF1260-1200x663.jpg 1200w, https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/04\/DSF1260-846x467.jpg 846w, https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/04\/DSF1260-1184x654.jpg 1184w, https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/04\/DSF1260-1234x682.jpg 1234w, https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/04\/DSF1260.jpg 1600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1500px) 100vw, 1500px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>I used some free time this evening to wash all the windows in our apartment, and I once again cursed our shitty squeegees \u2013\u00a0twice a year we complain that we <em>have<\/em> to get a proper one \u2013\u00a0while soaping the glass and doing my best not to fall out. We only have six medium windows, and what with clearing the plants and stuff off the sills it took maybe two hours.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>So imagine this: I&#8217;ve walked around the house with a bucket and stuff, cleaned the windows \u2013\u00a0one pair I did twice because the streaks bothered me \u2013\u00a0and once I&#8217;m done, I&#8217;ve put everything away, and I&#8217;ve put all the plants back on the sills, and <em>literally<\/em> the last thing I put back on the sill in our bedroom is a spray bottle we use for soaping the plants when they get bugs, and I put it back so hard that I spray soapy water on the window, where it starts to dribble, leaving streaks.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I actually laughed out loud. Isn&#8217;t that just the funniest thing?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I used some free time this evening to wash all the windows in our apartment, and I once again cursed our shitty squeegees \u2013\u00a0twice a year we complain that we have to get a proper one \u2013\u00a0while soaping the glass and doing my best not to fall out. We only have six medium windows, and &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/something-funny-just-happened\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Something funny just happened<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6746","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-doodles"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6746","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6746"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6746\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6753,"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6746\/revisions\/6753"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6746"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6746"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6746"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}