{"id":6448,"date":"2019-05-06T17:44:02","date_gmt":"2019-05-06T16:44:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/?p=6448"},"modified":"2019-05-06T17:45:36","modified_gmt":"2019-05-06T16:45:36","slug":"dreamtime-kicking-sara","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/dreamtime-kicking-sara\/","title":{"rendered":"Dreamtime &#8211; Kicking Sara"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1500\" height=\"743\" src=\"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/blackfisk_tak_taket-1500x743.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6418\" srcset=\"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/blackfisk_tak_taket-1500x743.jpg 1500w, https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/blackfisk_tak_taket-640x317.jpg 640w, https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/blackfisk_tak_taket-768x380.jpg 768w, https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/blackfisk_tak_taket-100x50.jpg 100w, https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/blackfisk_tak_taket-862x427.jpg 862w, https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/blackfisk_tak_taket-1200x594.jpg 1200w, https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/blackfisk_tak_taket-846x419.jpg 846w, https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/blackfisk_tak_taket-1184x586.jpg 1184w, https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/blackfisk_tak_taket-1234x611.jpg 1234w, https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/blackfisk_tak_taket.jpg 2000w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1500px) 100vw, 1500px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>I&#8217;m in a dream, and in the dream I&#8217;m running towards the horizon in a dried out landscape \u2013\u00a0like one of those Australian cracked up dirt vistas \u2013\u00a0and I don&#8217;t know why I&#8217;m running. Suddenly, appearing from under some bushes, there&#8217;s a knee-high critter which looks like a toad\/tortoise combination, and it tells me &#8220;I can kill anyone you&#8217;d like and make it look like an accident.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>It starts running after me, and I&#8217;m frightened because if I don&#8217;t have anyone to kill, how do I know it won&#8217;t kill me to keep its secret? No matter how fast I run, the creature keeps up and is gaining. Finally, it&#8217;s at my heels and I turn around and try to kick it as hard as I can so that I can stun it and hopefully get away.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>This is where I wake up because I&#8217;ve just kicked Sara in the shin really hard. I mumble an apology and try to fall back asleep, but when I close my eyes I still see the desert and it frightens me and startles me awake. Goddamn hitman toads man.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m in a dream, and in the dream I&#8217;m running towards the horizon in a dried out landscape \u2013\u00a0like one of those Australian cracked up dirt vistas \u2013\u00a0and I don&#8217;t know why I&#8217;m running. Suddenly, appearing from under some bushes, there&#8217;s a knee-high critter which looks like a toad\/tortoise combination, and it tells me &#8220;I &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/dreamtime-kicking-sara\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Dreamtime &#8211; Kicking Sara<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6448","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-doodles"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6448","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6448"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6448\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6450,"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6448\/revisions\/6450"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6448"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6448"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6448"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}