{"id":60,"date":"2006-06-21T06:10:26","date_gmt":"2006-06-21T12:10:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/?p=158"},"modified":"2010-01-15T13:21:36","modified_gmt":"2010-01-15T11:21:36","slug":"the-less-fuzzy-but-not-quite-bald-eagle","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/the-less-fuzzy-but-not-quite-bald-eagle\/","title":{"rendered":"The less fuzzy but not quite bald eagle"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve always had trouble with my own haircut (and look in general): Occasionally I can appreciate the fluff, but asked how I&#8217;d like it cut, I just go <em>meh<\/em>. This presented a problem today as I didn&#8217;t know how to say &#8220;meh&#8221; in Polish, and ended up saying &#8220;just don&#8217;t make me overly friendly.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Fair enough \u2014 it&#8217;s hotter today than yesterday, and I&#8217;m happy sheading at least part of that dead ferret which had been occupying my head for the past three months. Besides, it&#8217;s nice to go to a fancy schmancy hairdresser just cause I can afford it here; Services are one of the few things that still are cheap.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m in a rut and have walked up and down the same street I always walk up and down; This &#8220;autistic tourist&#8221; approach applies to wherever I travel, so I guess I&#8217;m just a very rut-oriented kind of person. Who wuddathunkit.<\/p>\n<p>Got me a Polish cell today, so I can be contacted at number +48 698 861 180. I might check the usual number from time to time, but since it&#8217;s a painful process to change the simcard in the phone I got, that won&#8217;t be too often.<\/p>\n<p>Going for some tea. Y&#8217;all be good while I&#8217;m gone.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve always had trouble with my own haircut (and look in general): Occasionally I can appreciate the fluff, but asked how I&#8217;d like it cut, I just go meh. This presented a problem today as I didn&#8217;t know how to say &#8220;meh&#8221; in Polish, and ended up saying &#8220;just don&#8217;t make me overly friendly.&#8221; Fair &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/the-less-fuzzy-but-not-quite-bald-eagle\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">The less fuzzy but not quite bald eagle<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[1220,1218,304,377,1219,1215],"class_list":["post-60","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-doodles","tag-new-haircut","tag-poland","tag-routine","tag-travel","tag-vanity-thy-name-is-me","tag-warsaw"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/60","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=60"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/60\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2923,"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/60\/revisions\/2923"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=60"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=60"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=60"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}