Went to the doctor today to get my anual vegan probing. I get bloodwork done to determin if my morally correct habits have left me with crippling disabilities on the insides; B12 deficiencies, tumours, wheat penis, etc. As usual, I try to pack as many things into this meeting as possible, so I do my best to get sick just before I go.<\/p>\n
I’ve had this stabbing pain in one ear for a month, but after much poking and peering, the young Dr. Benjamin folded his arms and did a meh<\/em>, concluding that since he couldn’t find anything let’s wait until the symptoms become worse, or better. It will be a consolidation if I end up with half my head amputated because of his wait-and-see strategy, but then again maybe it would be even better if the pain would just leave me the fuck alone.<\/p>\n [flv:https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/blog_video\/askfat.flv https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/askfat.png 640 350]<\/p>\n Also, I thought I’d get some theraphy out of it. As long as you get a remittal from a doctor, you can get theraphy (cognitive, psychodynamic, whatever) rather cheaply. So I figure since I have horrid mood swings during which I consider kicking dogs in the head<\/a> (not that there’s anything morally<\/em> wrong with disliking dogs, the filthy creatures) and often stare blankly into space at the slightest provocation, I might get some state sponsored theraphy to deal with it. No can do. The interview was short, and I’m way too normal to be cookoo.<\/p>\n \u2014 So, how long are these apathetic attacks that you get? Even though most people are at least as neurotic as I, and the fact that one in ten Swedes is on psychoactive drugs, it can’t possibly be good<\/em> to feel this way. Goddammit, I want to concentrate my self-centeredness to one session every two weeks, not have it as my main hobby. There are no two ways to go about this I guess: Some dogs are going to wish they never barked in my direction\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Went to the doctor today to get my anual vegan probing. I get bloodwork done to determin if my morally correct habits have left me with crippling disabilities on the insides; B12 deficiencies, tumours, wheat penis, etc. As usual, I try to pack as many things into this meeting as possible, so I do my … Continue reading Mental health and you: The incentive to exaggerate.<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,7],"tags":[448,1103,1102,449,1101,363,1099,397],"class_list":["post-6","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-doodles","category-video","tag-blood","tag-craaazy","tag-ego","tag-health","tag-medicin","tag-test","tag-theraphy","tag-vegan"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2485,"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6\/revisions\/2485"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\n\u2014 Oh, a day or two. I just stare at the screen, worry about wasting my life away.
\n\u2014 Yeah, that’s perfectly normal. How about sleep, is it giving you any trouble?
\n\u2014 Oh yeah, I sleep very lightly and grind my teeth.
\n\u2014 How many hours of sleep do you get each night?
\n\u2014 Lately between four to eight hours.
\n\u2014 Yeah, perfectly normal.
\n\u2014 But can’t you put me on the list? I need some help here!
\n\u2014 Right, I’ll “put you on the list” right away.<\/p>\n