{"id":5852,"date":"2014-05-11T23:14:32","date_gmt":"2014-05-11T22:14:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/?p=5852"},"modified":"2014-05-11T23:14:32","modified_gmt":"2014-05-11T22:14:32","slug":"the-hipbone-connects-to-the-wristwatch","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/the-hipbone-connects-to-the-wristwatch\/","title":{"rendered":"The hipbone connects to the wristwatch."},"content":{"rendered":"

This weeks thing is a practical example of how distraction works: I get home early in order to sit down with an animation I’ve been mulling over for a couple of weeks. Before starting up Photoshop and getting to it, I check my emails. Huh<\/em> looks like I ought to send some work invoices out, so let’s just get that out of the way first.<\/p>\n

\u2014 Oh, hang on, the formatting of the invoicing hasn’t been updated with my latest info, I better just go into the template and fix that. Well, I be danged, the template function of Billings is utter complete shit, so if I’m going to wade through the documentation just to do the update I might as well just redesign the whole thing \u2014\u00a0how hard could that be?<\/p>\n

\u2014 Let’s see, where did I put that logo I made a while back, that could go on there\u2026 A little bit to the right\u2026\u00a0Maybe left? Now to select typeface. Oh, and the logo has a burned umbra colour, wouldn’t that look dandy on the invoice headers? Hang on, my email is too long compared to the rest of my address; I know, why not register a new domain! Ooh, nice, my surname is still available, I’ll just go ahead and register that and set it up. (Might as well ask my brother if he wants to be setup with a forwarding address as well)<\/p>\n

\u2014 Ok, now we’re rolling, but how the hell does Billings handle calculating the numbers and fixing the tables and totals and such? “Randomly and like a idiot leper, shitting itself” you say? Where was that documentation? There’s none except a few flaky videos, only visible if you search the Marketplace support page source code? Well that’s rather off-putting! Ok, but perhaps I can just copy-paste from a working template? No? Ok, I feel a headache coming on, let me get something for that.<\/p>\n

I’ve just spent six hours<\/em> trying to create a new template for my invoice software \u2014\u00a0a software which I use very sparingly now that I’m employed \u2013\u00a0and failing miserably. I’m now looking to spend more<\/em> on another software which isn’t such a hideous bloated corpse of a thing, just so that I’ll be able to have my own design. This is not effective use of time, and this Sunday has been wasted, and no project will be posted today. Goddammit!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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