{"id":5577,"date":"2013-09-01T22:28:27","date_gmt":"2013-09-01T20:28:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/?p=5577"},"modified":"2013-10-04T11:07:39","modified_gmt":"2013-10-04T09:07:39","slug":"a-pox-on-your-thieving-hands","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/a-pox-on-your-thieving-hands\/","title":{"rendered":"A pox on your thieving hands!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday we had a &#8220;kr\u00e4ftskiva&#8221; at out garden cottage, and much merriment was had by all. I spent much of the evening taking smoking pictures of people smoking, and some of those turned out quite well. I&#8217;d show them here if we hadn&#8217;t had the house burgled while asleep and the laptop disappearing. Sneaky bloody thieves \u2014\u00a0they walked just outside our bedroom door, and neither of us recall hearing a thing. Took us a while to realize that anything was gone as we spent most of the morning pickup up exoskeletons and beer bottles.<\/p>\n<p>Losing the laptop, the cellphones and whatever else we find once we go through it all, is one very annoying thing and financially sucky. Worst is that now I keep eying everyone I don&#8217;t recognize, wondering if they&#8217;re scouting for opportunities or just passing by. Everyone looks like a theif. That&#8217;s the real toll of something like this (well, unless you lose something really important) and I don&#8217;t enjoy having violent fantasies of defenestrating the jerks. Goddam fucking asshole fuck-shits \u2014\u00a0I hope the cellphones give you contact allergies!<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/Snigel_polariserad.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"640\" height=\"402\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-5578\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday we had a &#8220;kr\u00e4ftskiva&#8221; at out garden cottage, and much merriment was had by all. I spent much of the evening taking smoking pictures of people smoking, and some of those turned out quite well. I&#8217;d show them here if we hadn&#8217;t had the house burgled while asleep and the laptop disappearing. Sneaky bloody &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/a-pox-on-your-thieving-hands\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">A pox on your thieving hands!<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,279],"tags":[1676,1822,1889,1823,1825,1824],"class_list":["post-5577","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-doodles","category-photography","tag-bitterness","tag-burglary","tag-gothenburg","tag-kraftskiva","tag-stolen","tag-thief"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5577","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5577"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5577\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5598,"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5577\/revisions\/5598"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5577"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5577"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5577"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}