{"id":402,"date":"2008-07-30T16:28:44","date_gmt":"2008-07-30T14:28:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/?p=1103"},"modified":"2008-07-30T16:28:44","modified_gmt":"2008-07-30T14:28:44","slug":"everything-changes-everything-stays-the-same","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/everything-changes-everything-stays-the-same\/","title":{"rendered":"Everything changes, everything stays the same"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>One of the most catchy commercial jingles I&#8217;ve ever heard. This ought to be sampled and used in techno musik.<br \/>\nIt could even develop into a dance. Like Macarena.<\/p>\n<p>[flv:https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/blog_video\/Old_TV_Commercial-clapper.flv 640 320]<\/p>\n<p>Old computer commercials bring a tear of joy or something to my eye or something:<\/p>\n<p>[flv:https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/blog_video\/Old_TV_Commercial-atari.flv 640 320]<\/p>\n<p>The time before Wikipedia, we all had long hair and wanted lexicons. I know <em>I<\/em> did.<\/p>\n<p>[flv:https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/blog_video\/Old_TV_Commercial-books.flv 640 320]<\/p>\n<p>As the blog title implies: Some ways of selling out change, but the selling out remains.<\/p>\n<p>[flv:https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/blog_video\/Old_TV_Commercial-c3p0s.flv 640 320]<\/p>\n<p>I wonder if Madness got any money for this. And I&#8217;m sure there&#8217;s a joke about the British and dental hygiene in there somewhere, but I can&#8217;t be arsed.<\/p>\n<p>[flv:https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/blog_video\/Old_TV_Commercial-colgate.flv 640 320]<\/p>\n<p>Today, I don&#8217;t think you could advertise a candy as &#8220;something that squirts in your mouth.&#8221; I blame the internet for ruining a perfectly innocent word.<\/p>\n<p>[flv:https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/blog_video\/Old_TV_Commercial-freshup.flv 640 320]<\/p>\n<p>Another &#8220;sign of times&#8221; thing: This might not pass anti-pedo muster today.<\/p>\n<p>[flv:https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/blog_video\/Old_TV_Commercial-underoos.flv 640 320]<\/p>\n<p>When I was eight I borrowed a VHS with wrestling from a friend who was a bad influence on me. Turns out I didn&#8217;t like it back then either, but the colours! The hairdos! The cocaine and horse steroids!<\/p>\n<p>[flv:https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/blog_video\/Old_TV_Commercial-wwfpiper.flv 640 320]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One of the most catchy commercial jingles I&#8217;ve ever heard. This ought to be sampled and used in techno musik. It could even develop into a dance. Like Macarena. [flv:https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/blog_video\/Old_TV_Commercial-clapper.flv 640 320] Old computer commercials bring a tear of joy or something to my eye or something: [flv:https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/blog_video\/Old_TV_Commercial-atari.flv 640 320] The time before Wikipedia, we &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/everything-changes-everything-stays-the-same\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Everything changes, everything stays the same<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,7],"tags":[71,77,78,260,261,338,404],"class_list":["post-402","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-found","category-video","tag-classic","tag-commercial","tag-commercialism","tag-not-classy","tag-old","tag-squirt","tag-weird"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/402","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=402"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/402\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=402"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=402"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=402"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}