{"id":386,"date":"2008-06-29T15:51:21","date_gmt":"2008-06-29T13:51:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/?p=1009"},"modified":"2008-06-29T15:51:21","modified_gmt":"2008-06-29T13:51:21","slug":"stormtrooper-sex-and-goats","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/stormtrooper-sex-and-goats\/","title":{"rendered":"Stormtrooper sex. And goats!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Doctors orders: Have sex every day. Swedish article: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.dn.se\/DNet\/jsp\/polopoly.jsp?d=147&#038;a=798656\">Dn.se<\/a><\/p>\n<p><img src='http:\/\/www.grabup.com\/uploads\/003a686b8c0a8c4e37cac6d29cc75d13.png' alt='' class='alignnone' \/><\/p>\n<p>Apparently it&#8217;s good for my health. Yes. Yes please.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;d very much like to improve my health with someone wearing storm trooper shoes: <a href=\"http:\/\/stylebubble.typepad.com\/style_bubble\/2008\/06\/walk-in-space.html\">stylebubble<\/a><\/p>\n<p><img src='http:\/\/www.grabup.com\/uploads\/5ba644fb93bc58321764dbc676046cac.png' alt='' class='alignnone' \/><\/p>\n<p>And this is just plain silly: Stiff-legged goats.<\/p>\n<p><object width=\"400\" height=\"323\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/we9_CdNPuJg&#038;hl=en\"><\/param><param name=\"wmode\" value=\"transparent\"><\/param><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/we9_CdNPuJg&#038;hl=en\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" wmode=\"transparent\" width=\"400\" height=\"323\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Doctors orders: Have sex every day. Swedish article: Dn.se Apparently it&#8217;s good for my health. Yes. Yes please. I&#8217;d very much like to improve my health with someone wearing storm trooper shoes: stylebubble And this is just plain silly: Stiff-legged goats.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,7],"tags":[159,317,320,342],"class_list":["post-386","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-found","category-video","tag-goat","tag-sex","tag-shoe","tag-storm-trooper"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/386","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=386"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/386\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=386"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=386"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=386"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}