{"id":384,"date":"2008-06-23T15:02:43","date_gmt":"2008-06-23T13:02:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/?p=1024"},"modified":"2008-06-23T15:02:43","modified_gmt":"2008-06-23T13:02:43","slug":"meatball-mountain","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/meatball-mountain\/","title":{"rendered":"Meatball mountain."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>McSweeney&#8217;s:<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.mcsweeneys.net\/2008\/5\/14henne.html\">VEGAN HIKERS LOST ON MEATBALL MOUNTAIN TURN TO CANNIBALISM<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><object width=\"400\" height=\"323\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/EGI52iiIcxg&#038;hl=en\"><\/param><param name=\"wmode\" value=\"transparent\"><\/param><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/EGI52iiIcxg&#038;hl=en\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" wmode=\"transparent\" width=\"400\" height=\"323\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n<p>God needs Google Adwords:<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/blog_uploads\/2008\/06\/google_ad_god.png\" alt=\"\" title=\"google_ad_god\" width=\"400\" height=\"175\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1040\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Every time that I look at my pityful doodles I wish, I wish, upon a star that could I could have the patience and hand of people like Nicholas Di Genova: <a href=\"http:\/\/mediumphobic.com\/\">mediumphobic.com<\/a><\/p>\n<p><img src='http:\/\/www.grabup.com\/uploads\/2eee8d064b0b75bbed068d337cec9918.png' alt='' class='aligncenter' \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>McSweeney&#8217;s: VEGAN HIKERS LOST ON MEATBALL MOUNTAIN TURN TO CANNIBALISM. God needs Google Adwords: Every time that I look at my pityful doodles I wish, I wish, upon a star that could I could have the patience and hand of people like Nicholas Di Genova: mediumphobic.com<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,7],"tags":[23,86,160,237,257,397],"class_list":["post-384","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-found","category-video","tag-anti-christ","tag-creepy","tag-god","tag-meatball","tag-nicholas-di-genova","tag-vegan"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/384","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=384"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/384\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=384"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=384"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=384"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}