{"id":36,"date":"2006-04-10T07:29:18","date_gmt":"2006-04-10T13:29:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/?p=79"},"modified":"2009-03-31T20:27:19","modified_gmt":"2009-03-31T18:27:19","slug":"wiszdomteetzh","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wiszdomteetzh\/","title":{"rendered":"Wiszdomteetzh"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/04\/wisdomteeth.gif\" width=\"640px\"\/><\/p>\n<p>My jaw was clicketyclicking and then I dislocated the shit out of it &#8211; can&#8217;t close my mouth properly and I&#8217;m chewing (OK, not really chewing, actually just slightly mauling the food, mashing it up.) with my right side.<\/p>\n<p>I feel like a whale, just siphoning the food through my teeth. And I drool a bit when I talk. Especially when I&#8217;m drunk. Which makes me look even more drunk.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My jaw was clicketyclicking and then I dislocated the shit out of it &#8211; can&#8217;t close my mouth properly and I&#8217;m chewing (OK, not really chewing, actually just slightly mauling the food, mashing it up.) with my right side. I feel like a whale, just siphoning the food through my teeth. And I drool a &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wiszdomteetzh\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Wiszdomteetzh<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[665,123,663,662,664],"class_list":["post-36","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-doodles","tag-drooling","tag-eating","tag-pain-oh-the-pain","tag-teeth","tag-wisom-hurts"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=36"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1129,"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36\/revisions\/1129"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=36"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=36"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=36"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}