{"id":3449,"date":"2010-05-19T09:33:28","date_gmt":"2010-05-19T07:33:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/?p=3449"},"modified":"2010-05-19T01:41:20","modified_gmt":"2010-05-18T23:41:20","slug":"the-new-and-different-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/the-new-and-different-you\/","title":{"rendered":"The new and different you."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It dawned on me yesterday that I&#8217;m becoming <em>that guy<\/em>. I bike wherever I go and show up with a sweaty t-shirt, fanning myself and going &#8220;boy was that a climb! I&#8217;m all drenched here, phew-e!&#8221; not realizing that it&#8217;s the tenth time in a row that I arrive like that, and it has become the norm rather than the exception.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/Mateusz_pixelfejs.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"Mateusz_pixelfejs\" width=\"640\" height=\"412\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3450\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m the dude with a manic smile and rolled up pant leg, and even though I&#8217;m not wearing bike pants, an image of tights would show up on an aural image of me. If the country wasn&#8217;t so eager to promote a &#8220;healthy lifestyle&#8221; I would be beaten for showing up to work in this state long ago, and probably deserve it.<\/p>\n<p>I would like to apologize in advance to those commuters whose personal space I will invade with <em>au de<\/em> <em>wet dog <\/em>and would you please let me know when the sweat dripping onto your blouse becomes annoying.<\/p>\n<p>Incidentally, public announcements regarding my crotch have gone up dramatically, and I disperse the status of balls and ass freely and without prompting. Sorry about that, but that&#8217;s probably how things will be from now on. I&#8217;m really sorry.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It dawned on me yesterday that I&#8217;m becoming that guy. I bike wherever I go and show up with a sweaty t-shirt, fanning myself and going &#8220;boy was that a climb! I&#8217;m all drenched here, phew-e!&#8221; not realizing that it&#8217;s the tenth time in a row that I arrive like that, and it has become &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/the-new-and-different-you\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">The new and different you.<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,279],"tags":[1301,1300,1303,190,1304,1302],"class_list":["post-3449","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-doodles","category-photography","tag-bicycle","tag-biking","tag-eye-of-the-beholder","tag-identity","tag-public-image","tag-sweat"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3449","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3449"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3449\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3452,"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3449\/revisions\/3452"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3449"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3449"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3449"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}