{"id":326,"date":"2008-01-20T18:50:29","date_gmt":"2008-01-20T16:50:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/?p=909"},"modified":"2008-01-20T18:50:29","modified_gmt":"2008-01-20T16:50:29","slug":"instant-fucking-karma","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/instant-fucking-karma\/","title":{"rendered":"Instant fucking karma"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I found a lost pair of mittens when going out of the cinema last friday (I saw <em>Control<\/em>. Not really worth it) and at first I picked them up and put them in a window. We double-backed the same way looking for anexit, and since they were still there, and my own mittens are but thread, I decided to adopt them.<\/p>\n<p>As it turnes out I either lost my wallet or someone nicked it from me while I was on the bus heading home.<\/p>\n<p>And here I am, without a cigarette in sight and no means of paying for new ones. I&#8217;ve eaten <del>eight<\/del> nine clementines in <del>five<\/del> six minutes, and will soon hit the bags of almond that my mum has stashed away.<\/p>\n<p>Goddamn karma.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I found a lost pair of mittens when going out of the cinema last friday (I saw Control. Not really worth it) and at first I picked them up and put them in a window. We double-backed the same way looking for anexit, and since they were still there, and my own mittens are but &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/instant-fucking-karma\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Instant fucking karma<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-326","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-doodles"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/326","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=326"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/326\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=326"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=326"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=326"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}