{"id":319,"date":"2007-12-11T21:34:03","date_gmt":"2007-12-11T19:34:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/?p=884"},"modified":"2007-12-11T21:34:03","modified_gmt":"2007-12-11T19:34:03","slug":"go-read-bashorg","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/go-read-bashorg\/","title":{"rendered":"Go read bash.org"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>While I&#8217;m composing the next resume of my trip to Tunisia, y&#8217;all might want to go read <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bash.org\/?latest\">bash.org<\/a>. I tell you this at least once a month, but seriously, you&#8217;re missing out if you&#8217;re not visiting the site.<\/p>\n<p>As en example:<br \/>\n(<em>&#8220;Cybering&#8221; means &#8220;cyber-sex&#8221;, and &#8220;gf&#8221; means &#8220;girlfriend&#8221;<\/em>)<\/p>\n<p><strong><br \/>\n#829281 +(1028)- [X]<\/strong><br \/>\nruide: hey chris, stop fuckin cybering and let me show you something<br \/>\ncyph33r: what<br \/>\ncyph33r: i dont cyber cockbite, i have a gf<br \/>\nruide: haha<br \/>\ncyph33r: what did you want to show me<br \/>\nruide: i made an account on that scrabble website you go to<br \/>\nruide: bubblegal_14<br \/>\ncyph33r: wtf<br \/>\ncyph33r: omg fuck you you fucking prick<br \/>\nruide: chrisharker: i slide two fingers into your tight asshole<br \/>\ncyph33r: YOU ARE A FUCKING FAGGOT YOU KNOW THAT<br \/>\ncyph33r: I FUCKING HATE YOU<br \/>\nruide: chrisharker: i&#8217;ve never done this before, am i doing it right?<br \/>\ncyph33r: FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>While I&#8217;m composing the next resume of my trip to Tunisia, y&#8217;all might want to go read bash.org. I tell you this at least once a month, but seriously, you&#8217;re missing out if you&#8217;re not visiting the site. As en example: (&#8220;Cybering&#8221; means &#8220;cyber-sex&#8221;, and &#8220;gf&#8221; means &#8220;girlfriend&#8221;) #829281 +(1028)- [X] ruide: hey chris, stop &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/go-read-bashorg\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Go read bash.org<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[38,90,153,186,219],"class_list":["post-319","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-doodles","tag-bash","tag-cybersex","tag-funny","tag-humour","tag-link"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/319","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=319"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/319\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=319"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=319"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=319"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}