{"id":271,"date":"2006-09-19T07:54:20","date_gmt":"2006-09-19T13:54:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/?p=240"},"modified":"2006-09-19T07:54:20","modified_gmt":"2006-09-19T13:54:20","slug":"omfg-youre-such-a-good-photographer-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/omfg-youre-such-a-good-photographer-2\/","title":{"rendered":"omfg! you&#8217;re such a good photographer!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/09\/slimming.jpg\"><\/p>\n<p>hp has released cameras that have a vanity &#8220;slimming&#8221; effect that you can instantly apply to the fat people you take pictures of.<br \/>\n<i>for the sake of all that&#8217;s holy, <b>get a fucking grip on yourselves!<\/b><\/i><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.hp.com\/united-states\/consumer\/digital_photography\/tours\/slimming\/index_f.html\"> more info here<\/a>. [got this from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.boingboing.net\/2006\/09\/19\/slimming_filter_for_.html\">www.boingboing.net<\/a>]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>hp has released cameras that have a vanity &#8220;slimming&#8221; effect that you can instantly apply to the fat people you take pictures of. for the sake of all that&#8217;s holy, get a fucking grip on yourselves! more info here. [got this from www.boingboing.net]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[1885],"class_list":["post-271","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-found"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/271","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=271"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/271\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=271"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=271"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=271"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}