{"id":2339,"date":"2009-09-30T21:20:12","date_gmt":"2009-09-30T19:20:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/?p=2339"},"modified":"2009-10-01T14:59:08","modified_gmt":"2009-10-01T12:59:08","slug":"late-to-the-game-of-being-an-annoying-jerk","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/late-to-the-game-of-being-an-annoying-jerk\/","title":{"rendered":"Late to the game of being an annoying jerk."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Here you go kids, four new ring tones for your mp3-enabled cellphones, all courtesy of Delinquest! Show the world what it means to suffer the too-cool-for-school attitude of someone with a speakerphone and no empathy!<\/p>\n<p>With a 100% guarantee of looping, download them in a package only 381 kilos of bytes: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.monocultured.com\/blog\/audio\/Ringtone_01.zip\">Ringtone_01.zip<\/a><\/p>\n<p>The Lebensraum of tomorrow, today!<br \/>\n[Audio:Lebensraum.mp3]<\/p>\n<p>Please dont, I can pay.<br \/>\n[Audio:Please_dont.mp3]<\/p>\n<p>Who <em>did<\/em> let the dogs out?<br \/>\n[Audio:Bang_boom_boom.mp3]<\/p>\n<p>Do you enjoy food?<br \/>\n[Audio:Food_food.mp3]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here you go kids, four new ring tones for your mp3-enabled cellphones, all courtesy of Delinquest! Show the world what it means to suffer the too-cool-for-school attitude of someone with a speakerphone and no empathy! With a 100% guarantee of looping, download them in a package only 381 kilos of bytes: Ringtone_01.zip The Lebensraum of &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/late-to-the-game-of-being-an-annoying-jerk\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Late to the game of being an annoying jerk.<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[559],"tags":[1008,1005,1006,1004,1009,1003,1007],"class_list":["post-2339","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-audio","tag-alarm","tag-annoying","tag-asshattery","tag-cellphone","tag-loop","tag-mp3","tag-phone"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2339","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2339"}],"version-history":[{"count":14,"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2339\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2395,"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2339\/revisions\/2395"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2339"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2339"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2339"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}