{"id":190,"date":"2007-04-18T15:08:48","date_gmt":"2007-04-18T21:08:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/?p=527"},"modified":"2007-04-18T15:08:48","modified_gmt":"2007-04-18T21:08:48","slug":"art-hall-bonanza-pt-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/art-hall-bonanza-pt-2\/","title":{"rendered":"art hall bonanza, pt 2"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>up at seven. at home at eight. i&#8217;m so fucking tired. and my &#8220;friends&#8221; are mocking me, offering such helpful remedies as:<\/p>\n<p>1) a quiet jerk off in the bath<br \/>\n2) pre-chewed food that they can feed me with, like a small bird.<\/p>\n<p>they were just teasing of course, in that friendly <em>yes, we are laughing at you but we like you<\/em> kinda way. heartwarming, really.<\/p>\n<p>because of lack of sleep, food and health, i was silently cursing everyone in the hall until someone brought food and made coffee. i wished harm upon them in an embarrasing amount. a dull inner voice would say things like &#8211;<em>if you move the hammer one more time i hope you die<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>good thing i&#8217;m such a calm and non-violent person. (that way, when i finally snap, they can all say &#8220;he was always the calm and non-violent person, we don&#8217;t get it&#8221;)<\/p>\n<p><script src=\"http:\/\/flash.revver.com\/player\/1.0\/player.js?mediaId:238988;affiliateId:30026;height:323;width:400;\" type=\"text\/javascript\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>because i&#8217;m a cretin i stayed up last night watching <em>death of a president<\/em>, which was a well done mockumentary of the coming assasination of george bush. well done, but not all that interesting in itself.<br \/>\nmockumentaries are interesting as a genre though; it&#8217;s basically invented news after the fact &#8211; so i had a fun time trying to piece together <em>who<\/em> would make a documentary like this in case bush got shot through the head with a frozen turd (as the case might be).<br \/>\nthe esthetics were too somber for anything american that i&#8217;ve seen, but we only get the utter shit american documentaries over here, so i&#8217;m no judge.<\/p>\n<p>bleh, i&#8217;m ranting. i&#8217;m tired and ranting. i&#8217;ll stop now.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>up at seven. at home at eight. i&#8217;m so fucking tired. and my &#8220;friends&#8221; are mocking me, offering such helpful remedies as: 1) a quiet jerk off in the bath 2) pre-chewed food that they can feed me with, like a small bird. they were just teasing of course, in that friendly yes, we are &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/art-hall-bonanza-pt-2\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">art hall bonanza, pt 2<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,5],"tags":[1884,1887],"class_list":["post-190","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-doodles","category-friends","tag-doodles","tag-video"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/190","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=190"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/190\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=190"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=190"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=190"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}