{"id":176,"date":"2007-03-13T19:09:43","date_gmt":"2007-03-14T01:09:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/?p=489"},"modified":"2007-03-13T19:09:43","modified_gmt":"2007-03-14T01:09:43","slug":"whats-your-name-again","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/whats-your-name-again\/","title":{"rendered":"what&#8217;s your name again?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>i was looking for the artists behind a track i liked, and it turns out that &#8220;danny rhymes&#8221; is the name of a very popular young man who does gay porn. i ended up on a review site and just love this:<\/p>\n<p><em>Coming back to reality, Barrett Long heads for the john to drain his hose (and yes <\/em><em>it is a hose<\/em>). Locking himself in the stall, he decides to have a full-on wank. This is our first real glimpse of Long&#8217;s snake of a cock &#8211; an uncut beauty with low-hangers. He&#8217;s interrupted when Owen Hawk, complete with 5 o&#8217;clock shadow and doing a bad-ass James Dean impression, comes in the bathroom for a smoke. But the school janitor (Jett Allen) has other plans.<\/p>\n<p>i&#8217;m of thankful that my name is as original as it is &#8211; no-one is going to say &#8220;hey, you don&#8217;t look like the guy who got fisted by the rhino in <em>looking for the retentive<\/em> vol 3.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>i found the <em>other<\/em> danny rhymes&#8217; website a few clicks later, and he&#8217;s got an <a href=\"http:\/\/www.myspace.com\/dannyrhymezandmattyb\">utterly useless myspace<\/a> page which you shouldn&#8217;t visit, but you can get the band cd from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cdbaby.com\/cd\/lifebloodcrew\">cdbaby.com<\/a>, a very nice independent music store. it&#8217;s just the first track that i like so far (brilliant voice-work), but still. haven&#8217;t looked actively for music in a while, so it&#8217;s a start.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>i was looking for the artists behind a track i liked, and it turns out that &#8220;danny rhymes&#8221; is the name of a very popular young man who does gay porn. i ended up on a review site and just love this: Coming back to reality, Barrett Long heads for the john to drain his &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/whats-your-name-again\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">what&#8217;s your name again?<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[1884,1885],"class_list":["post-176","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-doodles","tag-doodles","tag-found"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/176","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=176"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/176\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=176"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=176"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=176"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}