{"id":1466,"date":"2009-06-14T22:51:41","date_gmt":"2009-06-14T20:51:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/?p=1466"},"modified":"2009-06-15T00:59:54","modified_gmt":"2009-06-14T22:59:54","slug":"the-man-who-mistook-himself-for-a-carpet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/the-man-who-mistook-himself-for-a-carpet\/","title":{"rendered":"The man who mistook himself for a carpet."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>A man walks into a bar. He\u2019s carrying a carpet under his arm. He wraps himself in the carpet, lies on the floor, covers his face and waits for people to step on him. A sign taped to the bar reads: \u201cStep on carpet.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n<p>\u2192 New York Times: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2009\/06\/14\/fashion\/14carpet.html?_r=1&#038;pagewanted=print\">Bartender, Make It a Stiletto<\/a>, by Kirk Semple.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/ny_exhibition_id.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"ny_exhibition_id\" width=\"640\" height=\"304\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-1451\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A man walks into a bar. He\u2019s carrying a carpet under his arm. He wraps himself in the carpet, lies on the floor, covers his face and waits for people to step on him. A sign taped to the bar reads: \u201cStep on carpet.\u201d \u2192 New York Times: Bartender, Make It a Stiletto, by Kirk &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/the-man-who-mistook-himself-for-a-carpet\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">The man who mistook himself for a carpet.<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,279],"tags":[37,778,779,781,780],"class_list":["post-1466","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-found","category-photography","tag-bar","tag-carpet","tag-fetish","tag-wake-the-monster","tag-walking"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1466","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1466"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1466\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1472,"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1466\/revisions\/1472"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1466"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1466"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1466"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}