{"id":1430,"date":"2009-06-09T21:12:17","date_gmt":"2009-06-09T19:12:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/?p=1430"},"modified":"2009-06-09T21:12:17","modified_gmt":"2009-06-09T19:12:17","slug":"the-half-and-half-clone-of-tobias-jenny","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/the-half-and-half-clone-of-tobias-jenny\/","title":{"rendered":"The half-and-half clone of Tobias &#038; Jenny"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Congratulations are in order for Jenny and Tobias on the successful production of a child! May they all live long and prosper like hell! I&#8217;m certain their half-clone will be awesome and dressed in stuff with printed skulls on it.<\/p>\n<p>Tobias, <a href=\"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/?p=1353\">previously known<\/a> for his Photoshop prowess, failed to deliver a time lapse video of the event so I&#8217;m substituting the <em>miracle of birth<\/em> with the <em>miracle of men mounting a football fence outside my window<\/em>. If you whistle Circle of Life while watching it you might tear up. I know I do!<\/p>\n<p>[flv:https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/blog_video\/football_net.flv https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/blog_video\/football_net.png 640 360]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Congratulations are in order for Jenny and Tobias on the successful production of a child! May they all live long and prosper like hell! I&#8217;m certain their half-clone will be awesome and dressed in stuff with printed skulls on it. Tobias, previously known for his Photoshop prowess, failed to deliver a time lapse video of &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/the-half-and-half-clone-of-tobias-jenny\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">The half-and-half clone of Tobias &#038; Jenny<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,7],"tags":[770,769,775,143,773,772],"class_list":["post-1430","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-friends","category-video","tag-birth","tag-children","tag-fake-tilt-shift-video","tag-football","tag-negative-population-control","tag-reproducion"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1430","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1430"}],"version-history":[{"count":13,"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1430\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1443,"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1430\/revisions\/1443"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1430"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1430"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1430"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}