{"id":133,"date":"2006-12-09T07:00:29","date_gmt":"2006-12-09T13:00:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/?p=390"},"modified":"2006-12-09T07:00:29","modified_gmt":"2006-12-09T13:00:29","slug":"welcome-to-dizz-eze-citay","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/welcome-to-dizz-eze-citay\/","title":{"rendered":"welcome to DiZZ-EZE-citay"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>goddam blasted viruses and bacterium! a pox on them!<\/p>\n<p>they are treating my body as a time-sharing condo in the tropics; coming here to chill out for a week and try out fun activities. like &#8220;oh, let&#8217;s take the kids down the upper colon and frolic the afternoon away!&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/12\/bactus.jpg\"><\/p>\n<p>my throat and head is aching and at the moment i do more <i>spitting<\/i> than <i>swallowing<\/i>. ha. ha.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/12\/mandel.gif\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>goddam blasted viruses and bacterium! a pox on them! they are treating my body as a time-sharing condo in the tropics; coming here to chill out for a week and try out fun activities. like &#8220;oh, let&#8217;s take the kids down the upper colon and frolic the afternoon away!&#8221;. my throat and head is aching &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/welcome-to-dizz-eze-citay\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">welcome to DiZZ-EZE-citay<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[1884],"class_list":["post-133","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-doodles","tag-doodles"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/133","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=133"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/133\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=133"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=133"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=133"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}