{"id":130,"date":"2006-11-29T10:30:11","date_gmt":"2006-11-29T16:30:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/?p=375"},"modified":"2011-12-29T12:26:39","modified_gmt":"2011-12-29T10:26:39","slug":"bust-a-move-lip","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/bust-a-move-lip\/","title":{"rendered":"Bust a move \/ lip"},"content":{"rendered":"

1) Still no job at the horizon.
\n2) My lip has split again. The price you pay for a full & kissable mouth.
\n3) I drink too much coffee
\n4) Caught the great white hope<\/b> on camera last weekend, but it took me all of three days to find a way for a windows application to convert the fucking 3gpp format,<\/i> finally settling on quicktime pro:<\/p>\n

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Also, because of my rather bleak mood of late, I just wrote this cover of summertime: Now, hum along with me:<\/i><\/p>\n

Wintertime,
\nand the weather is comparatively easy.
\nMoney’s tight,
\nand your friends are getting high.<\/p>\n

Your daddy’s not rich,
\nalthough mom looks good for her age.
\nSo hush little inner child,
\ndon’t you cry.<\/p>\n

One of these late mornings \/ afternoons,
\nyou’re going to rise up and fall back down.
\nThen you’ll puke all over yourself,
\nand hope to die<\/p>\n

But til that late morning \/ afternoon
\nThere’s nothing that urgently wants to harm you,
\nAlthough daddy and momma might hire a spy.<\/p>\n

Wintertime,
\nand the weather is comparatively easy.
\nMoney’s tight,
\nand your friends are getting high.<\/p>\n

Your daddy’s not rich,
\nalthough mom looks good for her age.
\nSo hush little inner child,
\ndon’t you cry.<\/p>\n

And to round things off:<\/p>\n

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* Poor, poor girl. Is it just me or do the terms “bukkake” and “Tub girl” spring to mind?
\n* Smokey the bear-like artist.
\n* For some reason, people think that these pictures won’t end up online somehow. Only one way to teach them to behave. Teach them good<\/i>. It’s turning ever so slightly into that Monty Python skit “blackmail”.
\n* Tes, this is yet again my cup of coffee. Right now, somewhere, someone, is having more fun than I.
\n* I created an account on Second life<\/a> the other day, but the computer that I’m on is so slow that I experience everything as a set of stills. If anyone would try to strike up a conversation with me, I would behave as the total newbie that I am and not be able to answer (most likely cause the lag would be punching the shit out of the computer).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

1) Still no job at the horizon. 2) My lip has split again. The price you pay for a full & kissable mouth. 3) I drink too much coffee 4) Caught the great white hope on camera last weekend, but it took me all of three days to find a way for a windows application … Continue reading Bust a move \/ lip<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,279,7],"tags":[93,1627,926,1292,1626,1628],"class_list":["post-130","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-friends","category-photography","category-video","tag-dancing","tag-lips","tag-second-life","tag-singing","tag-white-hope","tag-wintertime"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/130","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=130"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/130\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4889,"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/130\/revisions\/4889"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=130"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=130"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=130"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}