{"id":1254,"date":"2009-04-29T01:31:38","date_gmt":"2009-04-28T23:31:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/?p=1254"},"modified":"2009-05-10T22:26:02","modified_gmt":"2009-05-10T20:26:02","slug":"i-smell-a-target-demographic","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/i-smell-a-target-demographic\/","title":{"rendered":"I smell a target demographic!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Judging from the people visiting here yesterday, maybe I just ought to rename the blog and start selling blow-up E.T. dolls or something. (And all you people who scoffed at my suggestion of doing an intergalactic Hustler! I could have been filthy rich! Hey, maybe it&#8217;s not too late? Who&#8217;s in? I need models who enjoy nudity and tentacles!)<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/alien_porn_april_29.png\" alt=\"\"title=\"alien_porn_april_29\" width=\"640\" height=\"153\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-1255\" \/><\/p>\n<p>In other news, here&#8217;s a pdf with instructions on how to handle yourself in case the swine flu goes pandemic. In my head this might as well be a zombie survival guide (stock up on food, water and guns) with the exception that maybe you don&#8217;t <em>have<\/em> to &#8220;smash their brains&#8221; in order to feel safe.<\/p>\n<p>\u2192 <a href=\"http:\/\/www.newfluwiki2.com\/upload\/InSTEDD%20Influenza%20Manual%20v1-5%20Master-EDR.pdf\">PandemicInfluenza Preparation and Response: A Citizen\u2019s Guide<\/a> [via <a href=\"http:\/\/ask.metafilter.com\/120743\/What-if-the-swine-flew-south\">Ask.Metafilter.com<\/a>]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Judging from the people visiting here yesterday, maybe I just ought to rename the blog and start selling blow-up E.T. dolls or something. (And all you people who scoffed at my suggestion of doing an intergalactic Hustler! I could have been filthy rich! Hey, maybe it&#8217;s not too late? Who&#8217;s in? I need models who &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/i-smell-a-target-demographic\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">I smell a target demographic!<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,4],"tags":[715,713,711,714,712,716],"class_list":["post-1254","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-doodles","category-found","tag-aliens","tag-disease","tag-flu","tag-mental-hygiene","tag-pandemic","tag-seo"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1254","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1254"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1254\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1316,"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1254\/revisions\/1316"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1254"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1254"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1254"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}