{"id":1247,"date":"2009-05-16T00:39:17","date_gmt":"2009-05-15T22:39:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/?p=1247"},"modified":"2009-05-17T18:12:25","modified_gmt":"2009-05-17T16:12:25","slug":"you-being-a-smartass-again","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/you-being-a-smartass-again\/","title":{"rendered":"You’re being a smartass again."},"content":{"rendered":"

I\u2019m not even a real doctor; I\u2019m just a veterinarian who got tired of dogs. It\u2019s been three years and somehow no one\u2019s asked to see my, uh, what do you call it\u2026 \u2018human license\u2019?<\/em><\/p>\n

\u2192 A magazine for astronauts and the rest of us: Collider #2<\/a><\/p>\n

What would you say are the elements of personal charm? What resources would you recommend for someone seeking to be charming?<\/em><\/p>\n

\u2192 Ask.Metafilter.com, Astro Zombie: The Elements of Charm<\/a><\/p>\n

Your enthusiasm is awesome but your lack of organisation has made me want to cry and\/or bring a gun to class on several occasions.<\/em><\/p>\n

\u2192 University of Alberta, Pete Hurd: Past Anonymous Student Evaluation Comments<\/a><\/p>\n

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Yesterday I was acting doorman at Enrico Pallazzo<\/a> again, and at one point some guys with instruments showed up outside. Jan shot a video which serves to teach you two things:<\/p>\n

1) Keep drunk girls the fuck away from tambourines.
\n2) Boys often believe that hats<\/em> make up for practice<\/em> when it comes to music; this is wrong.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I\u2019m not even a real doctor; I\u2019m just a veterinarian who got tired of dogs. It\u2019s been three years and somehow no one\u2019s asked to see my, uh, what do you call it\u2026 \u2018human license\u2019? \u2192 A magazine for astronauts and the rest of us: Collider #2 What would you say are the elements of … Continue reading You’re being a smartass again.<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,7],"tags":[741,745,742,748,747,749,746,251,744,743],"class_list":["post-1247","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-found","category-video","tag-angry","tag-annoyed","tag-bitter","tag-friendly","tag-gentle","tag-hatt-och-blas","tag-kind","tag-music","tag-sour","tag-twat"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1247","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1247"}],"version-history":[{"count":18,"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1247\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1347,"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1247\/revisions\/1347"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1247"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1247"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1247"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}