{"id":107,"date":"2006-10-18T09:31:38","date_gmt":"2006-10-18T15:31:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/?p=311"},"modified":"2011-12-29T12:12:53","modified_gmt":"2011-12-29T10:12:53","slug":"exercise-exorcism","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/exercise-exorcism\/","title":{"rendered":"Exercise & exorcism"},"content":{"rendered":"

Brilliant party at HFF this weekend. Haven’t bunnyhopped that much in a long time (I was shouting “woooooo-o<\/i>” as well, which doesn’t happen often) (Although I was drunk, which happens quite a bit) and my legs are still sore.<\/p>\n

Re: Sore legs: I entertained the workout habit<\/i> this morning, and ended up going failure on my legs. Especially the inner thighs are hurting, and a thought struck me: If I keep on working out I’ll be able to get off just by squeezing my legs together. Is that<\/i> the reason why there are so many guys at the gym? But what’s in it for the women then? A muscular labia?<\/p>\n

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I don’t recall properly, but I seemed to get rejected by someone, and hit on by someone else. Now, if I could only have somehow combined the two occurrences, I’m quite certain that they would negate each other, resulting in something interesting. The rejection was “Sorry, but i have better judgement than that<\/i>“, but I cannot for the life of me recall what prompted it.<\/p>\n

Half an hour before the speakers were turned off, I ran around using the horrible video function on my mobile. Try as i may I can’t make something out of nothing, so most of it is just a blur and a horrendous screeching sound. (Although the sound is more or less realistic – the volume was above average<\/i>)<\/p>\n

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I generally dance like a god; Perhaps a god of destruction<\/i> rather than a graceful being full of love, but either way I kept the carnage up until eight in the morning and slept until 21:00 Sunday.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Brilliant party at HFF this weekend. Haven’t bunnyhopped that much in a long time (I was shouting “woooooo-o” as well, which doesn’t happen often) (Although I was drunk, which happens quite a bit) and my legs are still sore. Re: Sore legs: I entertained the workout habit this morning, and ended up going failure on … Continue reading Exercise & exorcism<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,279,7],"tags":[93,1618,1616,1890,1617,1887],"class_list":["post-107","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-friends","category-photography","category-video","tag-dancing","tag-drunkenness","tag-flirting","tag-photography","tag-rejection","tag-video"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/107","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=107"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/107\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4881,"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/107\/revisions\/4881"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=107"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=107"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=107"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}