{"id":1019,"date":"2009-03-19T08:45:13","date_gmt":"2009-03-19T06:45:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/?p=1019"},"modified":"2009-03-19T01:08:07","modified_gmt":"2009-03-18T23:08:07","slug":"damaged-goods-this-is-what-i-dream-these-days","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/damaged-goods-this-is-what-i-dream-these-days\/","title":{"rendered":"Damaged goods: This is what I dream these days."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A bingo hostess has a parrot up her snatch which draws numbered balls out. She&#8217;s taught it to cheat and she&#8217;s whispering which numbers should come out. <em>Fuck you Internet!<\/em><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/hare.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"hare\" width=\"640\" height=\"355\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-1021\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A bingo hostess has a parrot up her snatch which draws numbered balls out. She&#8217;s taught it to cheat and she&#8217;s whispering which numbers should come out. Fuck you Internet!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,279],"tags":[617,619,615,618,616],"class_list":["post-1019","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-doodles","category-photography","tag-animal-kingdom","tag-cheating","tag-dream","tag-games-of-chance","tag-odd"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1019","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1019"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1019\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1023,"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1019\/revisions\/1023"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1019"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1019"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1019"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}