{"id":10,"date":"2006-01-12T10:12:15","date_gmt":"2006-01-12T16:12:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/?p=9"},"modified":"2014-08-26T09:23:04","modified_gmt":"2014-08-26T08:23:04","slug":"first-post-w00","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/first-post-w00\/","title":{"rendered":"First post! W00+!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So, well, yes, I am just now trying out the new WordPress blog system, and I&#8217;ve had a lovely ten hours of repetitive banging the mouse against the screen, my fist against the keyboard and my head against two different walls, but it&#8217;s working more or less.<\/p>\n<p>The blog on Yelah.net was taken down by some evil script-kiddie, and I&#8217;m not sure if all my wonderful prose, poetry and bile was backed up (No it wasn&#8217;t. If anyone has any backup of that stuff, I&#8217;d be happy to post it here). Oh well, might as well start over fresh.<\/p>\n<p>So, starting things off easily (of course I&#8217;ll start out easily, I&#8217;ve fiddled with so much PHP for the last days it&#8217;s insane. <em>Insane<\/em> mostly cause I know <strong>no PHP at all<\/strong> and do it out of spite) I&#8217;ll just post an image of some coconut pumpkins I saw in Konsum a couple of weeks ago. In an ideal world I&#8217;d post it directly from my cellphone, but what the hell, I haven&#8217;t gotten that function to work yet.<\/p>\n<p>So I&#8217;ll just leave it at that and go drink beer.<\/p>\n<p><em>2009 Update: I really don&#8217;t know where that coconut pumpkin disappeared to. Prolly wanished in one of the annual server switches. I still get hits on that search term, so it&#8217;s kinda a pity. Not that this blog focuses on coconut pumpkins, but still, traffic is traffic, right?<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So, well, yes, I am just now trying out the new WordPress blog system, and I&#8217;ve had a lovely ten hours of repetitive banging the mouse against the screen, my fist against the keyboard and my head against two different walls, but it&#8217;s working more or less. The blog on Yelah.net was taken down by &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/first-post-w00\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">First post! W00+!<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[1884,524,527,525,526,528],"class_list":["post-10","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-doodles","tag-doodles","tag-first","tag-fresh-start","tag-missing","tag-new-beginnings","tag-php"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5894,"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10\/revisions\/5894"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monocultured.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}