good links for puters:

got told of by a customer for not being full of servitude service minded. that was actually a first, since usually my sense of service is rivaled only by my sense of doom. then again, i was tired and slightly hung over, so i chalk the whole thing down to being a miscommunication.

the past week has been full of either job-searching or working on the homepage for the appropriate christmas. much of both have focused on learning to love the windows box i’m at.

450 windows apps for different occasions:
ecosultant.com

online generators for your generating needs:
smashingmagazine.com

and yesterday i stumbled upon an illustrator with bredth: pbfcomics.com. dark and disturbing, i imagine you’d say to describe his comic strips.

Stop motion

Reminds me of whats-his-name who does the black and white etchings of dead children (same guy who did “a series of unfortunate events” maybe?).

Yes, I know it’s extremely lazy of me to post these vids instead of making any new content. But as usual, when you can’t make noise yourself, don’t be bothered by the other people making noise filling the void.

Or something. I don’t know. What the hell. I just had three bowls of lentil soup and am in a food coma and just want to go to sleep. So. There.

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i got some comments on the “what i’ve learned…” poster, and they mostly boil down to two things:
1: too many sex jokes.
2: the chronology isn’t all that chronological.

obviously, most people don’t know anything about the chronology, but have inferred that from what appears to be my lack of learning anything. and although it’s partially true that i have a hard time learning from experience, it’s not as bad as the list might give an impression of.

and although i didn’t receive any comments regarding the big “LOVE” in the background, i gotta replace it. it does frame the whole poster quite nicely though…

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a link to an article on fragging at wikipedia.org.
i’ve always known the term as meaning killing in a computer game. how the times change, eh?

from the article:
Frag is a term from the Vietnam War, most commonly meaning to assassinate an unpopular member of one’s own fighting unit by dropping a fragmentation grenade into the victim’s tent at night.

nowdays, in online games, killing your own is called tk or tk-ing, as in team kill(ing).

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and for those of you who are not up to speed on your internet abbreviations, there’s a brief list available here: wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Internet_slang.
(some folk still don’t know what “afk” or “brb” means. get with the program, people)

and there’s a really extensive computer jargon file available here, with common syntax rules and all: www.eps.mcgill.ca/jargon/jargon.html
it’s a good and long read even if you’re not into computer history, mostly because you can trace the development of the modern geek. if you like dorky and extremely internal humour you’ll appreciate it as well. the frustration of all these people with management and stupidity seeps through the screen.

a href=”bork bork”

i got some comments on the “what i’ve learned…” poster, and they mostly boil down to two things:
1: too many sex jokes.
2: the chronology isn’t all that chronological.

obviously, most people don’t know anything about the chronology, but have inferred that from what appears to be my lack of learning anything. and although it’s partially true that i have a hard time learning from experience, it’s not as bad as the list might give an impression of.

and although i didn’t receive any comments regarding the big “LOVE” in the background, i gotta replace it. it does frame the whole poster quite nicely though…

[]()[]()[]()[]()[]()[]()[]()[]()[]()[]()[]()[]()[]()[][]()[]()[]()[]()[]()[]()[]

a link to an article on fragging at wikipedia.org.
i’ve always known the term as meaning killing in a computer game. how the times change, eh?

from the article:
Frag is a term from the Vietnam War, most commonly meaning to assassinate an unpopular member of one’s own fighting unit by dropping a fragmentation grenade into the victim’s tent at night.

nowdays, in online games, killing your own is called tk or tk-ing, as in team kill(ing).

[]()[]()[]()[]()[]()[]()[]()[]()[]()[]()[]()[]()[]()[][]()[]()[]()[]()[]()[]()[]

and for those of you who are not up to speed on your internet abbreviations, there’s a brief list available here: wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Internet_slang.
(some folk still don’t know what “afk” or “brb” means. get with the program, people)

and there’s a really extensive computer jargon file available here, with common syntax rules and all: www.eps.mcgill.ca/jargon/jargon.html
it’s a good and long read even if you’re not into computer history, mostly because you can trace the development of the modern geek. if you like dorky and extremely internal humour you’ll appreciate it as well. the frustration of all these people with management and stupidity seeps through the screen.

a href=”bork bork”

i got some comments on the “what i’ve learned…” poster, and they mostly boil down to two things:
1: too many sex jokes.
2: the chronology isn’t all that chronological.

obviously, most people don’t know anything about the chronology, but have inferred that from what appears to be my lack of learning anything. and although it’s partially true that i have a hard time learning from experience, it’s not as bad as the list might give an impression of.

and although i didn’t receive any comments regarding the big “LOVE” in the background, i gotta replace it. it does frame the whole poster quite nicely though…

[]()[]()[]()[]()[]()[]()[]()[]()[]()[]()[]()[]()[]()[][]()[]()[]()[]()[]()[]()[]

a link to an article on fragging at wikipedia.org.
i’ve always known the term as meaning killing in a computer game. how the times change, eh?

from the article:
Frag is a term from the Vietnam War, most commonly meaning to assassinate an unpopular member of one’s own fighting unit by dropping a fragmentation grenade into the victim’s tent at night.

nowdays, in online games, killing your own is called tk or tk-ing, as in team kill(ing).

[]()[]()[]()[]()[]()[]()[]()[]()[]()[]()[]()[]()[]()[][]()[]()[]()[]()[]()[]()[]

and for those of you who are not up to speed on your internet abbreviations, there’s a brief list available here: wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Internet_slang.
(some folk still don’t know what “afk” or “brb” means. get with the program, people)

and there’s a really extensive computer jargon file available here, with common syntax rules and all: www.eps.mcgill.ca/jargon/jargon.html
it’s a good and long read even if you’re not into computer history, mostly because you can trace the development of the modern geek. if you like dorky and extremely internal humour you’ll appreciate it as well. the frustration of all these people with management and stupidity seeps through the screen.

a href=”bork bork”

i got some comments on the “what i’ve learned…” poster, and they mostly boil down to two things:
1: too many sex jokes.
2: the chronology isn’t all that chronological.

obviously, most people don’t know anything about the chronology, but have inferred that from what appears to be my lack of learning anything. and although it’s partially true that i have a hard time learning from experience, it’s not as bad as the list might give an impression of.

and although i didn’t receive any comments regarding the big “LOVE” in the background, i gotta replace it. it does frame the whole poster quite nicely though…

[]()[]()[]()[]()[]()[]()[]()[]()[]()[]()[]()[]()[]()[][]()[]()[]()[]()[]()[]()[]

a link to an article on fragging at wikipedia.org.
i’ve always known the term as meaning killing in a computer game. how the times change, eh?

from the article:
Frag is a term from the Vietnam War, most commonly meaning to assassinate an unpopular member of one’s own fighting unit by dropping a fragmentation grenade into the victim’s tent at night.

nowdays, in online games, killing your own is called tk or tk-ing, as in team kill(ing).

[]()[]()[]()[]()[]()[]()[]()[]()[]()[]()[]()[]()[]()[][]()[]()[]()[]()[]()[]()[]

and for those of you who are not up to speed on your internet abbreviations, there’s a brief list available here: wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Internet_slang.
(some folk still don’t know what “afk” or “brb” means. get with the program, people)

and there’s a really extensive computer jargon file available here, with common syntax rules and all: www.eps.mcgill.ca/jargon/jargon.html
it’s a good and long read even if you’re not into computer history, mostly because you can trace the development of the modern geek. if you like dorky and extremely internal humour you’ll appreciate it as well. the frustration of all these people with management and stupidity seeps through the screen.

fsm is real!

for those of you that don’t know, flying spaghetti monster is the god of pastafarianism – a religion spouted in the usa to counter creationism/id in schools. it’s turning into quite the movement, and now has devout followers all over the world, all praising His noodlines in all of His tomatoe sauciness. behold!

not sure on gender, but in english the god is referred to as a He.

more on fsm: wikipedia.org
His gospel: wikipedia.org

Bastards & models

A stupid part of my brain agreed to do nude modelling this thursday. so i’m reading up on this whole pose thing. I found a good article about someone whose experience I might soon be sharing: Slinky-linky

Earlier today I tried to stand still for fifteen minutes. I got so focused on holding still that any tremors I had made me feel like an epileptic seizure victim.

More linky:
Swedish organisation for models: www.kyo.se

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This was fun. I actually smiled and chuckled and then got the wow, this was kool reaction. Control a bunch of lights in Stockholm by using your cellphone, and watch the change through a live video feed here. The project is called “colour by numbers” and isn’t all that original (CCC has done similar things as well as a ton of other groups) but it’s very well executed and you can see the results almost instantly.

I made it all red. Then all green. Then all blue, and finally mixed the blue and green. Ooooh – shiny.

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Here’s a good example of making me want something: nuance.com.
it’s a video demo of a speech recognition software, with a follow up “keep up with me by typing” challange. And just to mess with me, they used “the quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog…” – which is meant to use all the letters of the alphabet and is a bitch to type fast.

On a good day I get 80 wpm, but even though that’s quite ok for a non-professional, their demo really got me re-evaluating my skillz. Good for them, sucky for me. Too bad it’s a pc only app.