nude once again

instead of making funny remarks about how cold it was or somesuchit was very cold. really i’ll just give a few advice to the people who feel inspired and would like to try out modelling.



a) you will not freak out about being naked in front of ten attentive people nearly as much as you think you will.

b) no matter which position you choose (standing, sitting, leaning or laying) you will start to shake uncontrolably within minutes.

c) if your position includes a bend joint under stress, that’s the one that will hurt. everything else will hurt as well though.

d) you will be surprised at the amount of sex you try not to think of that you actually will be thinking of.

e) if you go pee in the break, really make sure you shake and wipe well enough afterwards. seriously.

f) it’s ok to smile slightly when the tutor says “see how the lower buttcheek is squashed out to almost double the size of the other”.

g) you do not move unless you’re told to. nor do you scratch or sneeze or caugh or try to sneak into another position because the current one is horribly painful. you will take pride in the pain.

h) the people drawing are at this point more vain than you are. even if you’re not qualified to give opinion on their artistic technique it’s fun to do so because somehow you’re perceived as having an interest in how you are represented.

that’s it. now go practice standing still. pretend that you’re avoiding a very sensitive motion detector. like mission impossible or something, whatever floats your boat.