Mateusz – Page 66 – Monocultured

c’mon, let’s get this election over with already

the only silver lining to the elections that are coming up is the vandalism. someone stenciled “kålsupare” on all posters and lightboxes along a street, and it made my seldom used smily muscles [lat: smilus facialus] twitch. but even the vandalism has been rather bleek and predictable this year – draw hitler-mustache on all the right wing parties, write corruption related slogans on the left, and doodle “tree-hugging pinko fag” on the green party. not very inventive, most of the time.

btw, “kålsupare” is part of a saying that goes something along the lines of “they are all equally good thieves” or somesuch. literally though, it means “a drinker of cabbage”.

c’mon, let’s get this election over with already

btw, “kålsupare” is part of a saying that goes something along the lines of “they are all equally good thieves” or somesuch. literally though, it means “a drinker of cabbage”.

c’mon, let’s get this election over with already

btw, “kålsupare” is part of a saying that goes something along the lines of “they are all equally good thieves” or somesuch. literally though, it means “a drinker of cabbage”.

c’mon, let’s get this election over with already

btw, “kålsupare” is part of a saying that goes something along the lines of “they are all equally good thieves” or somesuch. literally though, it means “a drinker of cabbage”.

what does he know that we don’t?

swedens lovely minister of justice, the omnipresent, wiretapping, orwellian-non-reading, fucktart thomas bodström had “live online chat” earlier today. one of the “questions” was “do you think that usama bin laden will ever be caught”, and his answer was “i honestly think that bin laden was killed years ago”.

not that i care one way or another mind you, i’m just curious what he’s basing that on. i mean, he is the minister of justice after all, so did he find that one out when he was ~~giving head~~ talking to some US government officials, or what?

what does he know that we don’t?

second helpings

don’t get me wrong. i like grosing out people as much as the next person, but seriously, a kitty litter cake?

the homepage with the recipie claims it’s “actually very good”, but c’mon, fake cat shit cake? the food i cook occasionaly looks like crap, but not litteraly.

recipie here: www.milwaukeebottleclub.org

the sweaty heart of tuesday night

that which is worth doing, is worth doing well.

i don’t recall who said that (or rather to whom it’s attributed), but my own take on it is that that which is worth doing, is worth over-doing.
as a result of me taking up exercise, i’m in a state of perpetual fatigue, and those post-workout energy drink commercials seem to make more and more sense to me (why, i would like to regain my strenght while at the same time provide my body with the protein and minerals it needs to build muscle).

this is of course a silly path to walk down, but at least i’m not athropying in front of the computer all the time. some of that time is instead now spent in front of strange machines that hurt me.

after this ~~mornings~~ afternoons exercise i took a picture of the sweaty shirt. dripping actually. the lower image is a close-up of the heart-shaped non-sweaty patch that had appeared. isn’t that nice. if i could just get the virgin mary to appear as a sweat pattern on my shorts, i could prolly off the result on ebay and finally buy me a computer.