Prole

Starting tomorrow, I’m getting up early morn to earn me some. I’ll try to video blog the experience. It took me an hour and a half to make the banner, so now I’m comitted. Like, photoshop comitted. Now I have to print a map to the place and then go home and sleep. It’s not even six yet, and I already have to get ready for bed.

As the saying goes: It’s a dirty job, but some poor fuck has no choice but to do it

Work, haircut, sci-fi

Got up early this morning in practice for the coming next four weeks when I’ll be joining the ranks of the proleratiat in getting up fucking 04:30 to haul ass to work. Not certain what it is I’ll be doing, but as far as I can make out I’ll be carrying things and perhaps stacking things as well.

The store in which I used to work during weekends or whenever one of the regulars was hung over sick moved, and will no longer have use of my services. As boring as that job could be at times, it was kinda sad to pick up my junk that’s collected there over the years. Like the nametag that I only used the first week or so.

I got a new haircut that isn’t supposed to look as fluffy as it does in the image. I like it. Nazi but in a good way. The barber that made it appearently cuts most rockabilly and such head in Gothenburg, although I’m sure it’s an exaggeration considering how many rockers and the like we saw just at the new years party at Krete.

Yet another test:

I am:

John Brunner

His best known works are dystopias — vivid realizations of the futures we want to avoid.

Which science fiction writer are you?

Food and rockets

Christmas and New Years eve, from the top:

1: The circle of life among christmas tree ornaments.
2: Traditional: the untangling of lights
3: Barszcz: Red beet soup
4: Skype to relatives in Poland
5: In order of apperance
… Que to a club in stockholm 25/12
… Improvised drunk sparring
… Like bombardment but with less death
… The sleep of unpredictable guests
6: Glitter that got in everywhere
7: Tabletop performance
8: Tormented, murdered, mutilated, fried and baked dinner
6: Rebel? Copyright notice

Video sites & misc:

Video aggregators:
www.megite.com
democracy player ⃪ Player and downloader
www.buzzfeed.com ⃪ I think this is an aggregator, anyway
www.blinkx.com ⃪ Video search engine

Video sites:

www.vimeo.com ⃪ Fast interface, so-so quality
www.youtube.com ⃪ Still biggest
www.revver.com ⃪ Revenue generating
www.zudeo.com ⃪ Stand-alone application
www.6rooms.com ⃪ Chinese vids
www.dailymotion.com
www.metacafe.com ⃪ Dont know if I like their interface
www.ifilm.com ⃪ Higher production value vids
www.break.com
www.grouper.com
www.bolt.com
video.aol.com ⃪ AOL hell. with video
www.blip.tv ⃪ Some editorial vids it seems
www.slide.com ⃪ Not video, but slideshows
www.videojug.com ⃪ Vids with an educational twist
www.bebo.com ⃪ Silly name. Social space with vids
www.brightcove.com ⃪ Higher prod val vids
www.currenttv.com ⃪ TV guides and online vids

Misc:
www.photoshopsupport.com ⃪ A lot of tutorials
trig.com ⃪ Tries to appeal to the “non-mass audience”
www.busytonight.com ⃪ Event search engine. GBG not listed.
connection07.se ⃪ Web 2.0 conference in GBG
tempinbox.com ⃪ Disposable email
findory.com ⃪ Customised & learning news aggregator
mysociety.org ⃪ Online community building (ex: pledgebank)
infobel.com ⃪ Find and stalk people!
www.onelook.com ⃪ Dictionary
www.dictionary.com ⃪ Dictionary

Blogs that might be interesting:
lab:kloud9 ⃪ tech trends. web 2.0
beta alfa web 2.0. swedish
allanloof.blogspot.com ⃪ 94-year old swedish blogger Allan Lööf
please copy me ⃪ ad agency musings in swedish
open (finds, minds, conversations)

early new year resolution

Back in GBG after a few days spend christmasing with family in Stockholm. Lots and lots of food. I now have a, whaddayacallit, jacket? Jaquette? Sports coat? Makes me look all grown up and full of stylish responsibility.

Managed to piss Anna off by vocalising what I guess is my general lack of approval of things, or, y’know, life in general. And at some point you have to pay attention to how you are perceived and act accordingly; Especially if it’s good friends that speak with urgency.

So I figure I might as well give my planned new years resolution a slow start. A transitional period if you will. Last years promis was to “just say yes“. It has worked quite well, and I’m sorta pleased with myself. I haven’t gotten myself into too many strange situations, but I’ve met some new people and had more fun than what I would have had had I not made the resolution. (very convoluted sentence)

I came up with 2007 years resolution a couple of weeks ago when I realised that I am not having much fun, and I whine and complain a lot. Granted, this has always been a mainstay of the Mateusz charm, but it’s gotten out of hand lately what with the unemployment, MFA essay and show. Basically, I’m being boring and bored.

So the resolution for 2007 is this:
I promise to not be bored (and not be boring) in 2007 by combining some sort of effort with the 2006 years resolution (the “say yes” thing). I’m going to use words like “fun” and “awesome” more, and with what I’ve read about cognitive behavioural psychology this will result in me sooner or later actually meaning what I say. You only have as fun as you allow yourself would be the hopeful creed.

• Not wasting time
• Put myself in situations that have funpotential
• “Grab life by the balls” and kick the living shit out of it

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I stumbled upon this “history of religion” and thought that it illustrates both what I was suggesting for a graphical representation of history, as well as the problems and pitfalls:

Making this must have taken quite some time in research and production, and yet it doesn’t cover much at all. It’s extremely general and doesn’t present an explanation of anything, although it gives a good overview of chronology and geography of the five main religions.

Ideally, you’d be able to add to this; edit the relationships and explanations and motivations while retaining the graphical presentation and making it “meldable” with others’ maps and explanations.

Eh. I’ll get back to this when I’ve thought things through a bit. (They have a cia secret prison map as well. it’s odd)

In the mean time, here are two links on “semantic web” to check out. (I interpret semantic web as meaning that the links and relationships between nodes/pages/resources actually become usable for us humans):

http://evolvingtrends.wordpress.com
http://search.wikia.com/
[both links from todays boingboing.net, because I’m boingboings bitch.

And I don’t know what the deal is with this guy, but I’m sure he has something interesting to tell you:
nalts.wordpress.com
Somehow related to Ze Frank (whom you should watch and cherish like a tasty cake):
zefrank.com/theshow.

And for those of you who are lucky enough to read Swedish, this is a very nice blog that lists interesting internet thingies:
http://betaalfa.polymono.net/

Me speak English good

I just spend half an hour looking through internationally recognised tests of english proficiency. Obviously I ended up doing a few silly tests instead, and then I came upon this list of 100 words that are good to know if you want to annoy people (-oh, c’mon! don’t be so fastidiuos!).

The definitions of the words are somewhat unorthodox though:

impudent:
(adj.) casually rude, insolent, impertinent (The impudent young woman looked her teacher up and down and told him he was hot.)

That’s not as impudent as it is cheeky, I would say.

Yesterday found me in bed early as I was feeling rather poorly, but before falling to sleep I jotted this down:

There is always the assumption that my motives are less “valid”, more construed, more flawed, than those of others. This could be because I myself either feel that I should be aware of them, or because the fear/realisation that I might be right about such an assumption.

That this view, the image of something incomplete is automatically useless, somehow doesn’t extend to other people is either honest scepticism, incredible naïvité, or just plain lack of self-esteem.

Bothersome, nontheless.

I’m not sure what I was thinking of, but I’m sure it’s pertinent to something or other.

And speaking of half-baked ideas and such: What I’m missing from Wikipedia is a graphical representation of relationship between ideas/people/stuff, as well as an explanation of those relationships (i.e. who claims that the cultural disposition towards the steam engine in rural england differs qualitatively from the reaction in the new world?). To illustrate badly:

This approach would create an endless regression of relationships, but my idea here is that you’d merge many persons’ approach to different relationships between subjects, at one point you would be able to merge or overlay the opinions on relationships into either groups or dominant agreements (Wikipedia currently has dominant agreements on all it’s topics, and the alternative approaches are listed under “contested entries”).

What I imagine in my head is the history and telling and constant reinterpretation of history as a three dimensional graphic interface, where you can draw your own connections between different subjects, and see general trends displayed according to chronology (first the boat was invented, then deep sea fishing), geography (the common nominator of the Norwegian and Swedish landscape would be coastlines and mountainous areas), economical (international class interests and it’s protagonists/agents and how they relate to each other) and so on and so forth.

You would be able to create relationships based on colour if you’d like (what I associate with the colour “mauve”), but obviously this might have little meaning for anyone else but you, and creates an open playingfield for griefers to sabotage (like what has happened more than once at wikipedia).

The idea outlined above is very much what the Internet is already; a series of links, or relationships between one thing and another, one page or instance on a page to another. Problem is that there’s no memory built in, no smooth way to create relationships and share them with others. The XML standard defines “relationship” between pages, and one level that is exactly what I’m after here. I just want to be able to click and drag and copy and see an even bigger transparancy of relationships. I know that Edison was en engineer, but I want to know how he related to Tesla, or how he might have related to the colour “mauve”, and I want these relationships to have a sender. I want to see who states what, and sooner or later I’ll find a few people who have the same world view as i, and whose writing of history is much like my own.

The most powerful usage of this would be to allow people to write their own history, and due to the whole thing being a mergable system, other groups would be able to challenge interpretations, without having any authority to change it.

Conspiracy nuts could create charts of how the UFOs fit into the creation of the pyramids, individuals can write their biography and illustrate their relationship to other phenomena, and Indian textile workers can drag and drop the relationships between the development of industrialisation, changes in cast system, weather patterns and land ownership.

One central standard interface, allowing creation of relationships between relationships between relationships. Yes, the Internet is already much like this, and creating a simple HTML page is easier than learning a completely new UI for clicking and dragging (if that’s the best form for this), but it’s time that the millions of alternative historical interpretations be presented in a coherent way, and connections made that are visable to all.

Odd search terms

Went to a one hour long interview for a two week job restocking a store. I guess they want to be sure who they pool out to whom, but I see a competing workpool company doing this all through video, youtube style, and cutting down on personel and office space.

I check the stats of this site quite often, and for the umnpht time I bring you “search features that have brough people here“. I took a few out in the middle, but it’s the last three that are interesting:

1 4 11.76% appropriate christmas
16 1 2.94% drunken christmas songs
17 1 2.94% favorite christmas tunes
18 1 2.94% foto possy
19 1 2.94% highlands bird and pet clinic renton
20 1 2.94% japan social networking

Seriously, highlands bird and pet clinic renton? I’m doubting the effectiveness of Webalizer. Have to use the Google analysis tool instead, even though it’s not as fun.

Then I took a test which proved once and for all that I’m destined to be alone and sooner or later kill people silently. Maybe this is what I should have brought to the work interview?

You scored as Special Ops.
Special ops. You’re sneaky, tactful, and a loner. You prefer to do your jobs alone, working where you don’t come into contact with people. But everyonce in a while you hit it big and are noticed and given fame. Your given the more sensitive problems. You get things done, and do what has to be done.

“VULCAN NECK PINCH!!!”
“owww…….(slump)”

Special Ops
100%
Combat Infantry
81%
Medic
63%
Support Gunner
56%
Artillery/Armor
56%
Engineer
56%
Civilian
50%
Officer
31%

Which soldier type are you?
created with QuizFarm.com

It’s like running. Only it’s not.

Ok, a short rundown of the past week. In a very condensed fashion, because I gotta get out of here in a bit due to stuff.

* The MFA essay is going slower than molasses. Sweet, sweet molasses, but molasses non-the-less.

* I’ve been helping daddy-o out by spreading the awareness of his car catalogue far and wide through the tubes that make up the Internet. In the process I’ve stumbled upon some horrendous Internet pages I haven’t seen since Mosaic 1.2 back in -95, and I’ve noticed that some people don’t bother to show any contact info. It’s actually an interesting concept; Creating a very personal site and then hiding yourself from view. Then again, since I’m actually trying to get in touch with these people it’s annoying.

* Going for a job interview tomorrow regarding a two week stint at a warehouse. I’m so enthusiastic that I can hardly contain my joy and radiant happiness.

* Meeting up with Ann-Charlotte Glasberg tomorrow, who is the person who’s handling the essay thingy. And there’s this unnerving sense of shame at not having written more than the two-and-a-half pages of feces that I’ve put to print. I’ve been told that a man always has to be ready to perform, and it’s depressing. (although I might be taking that saying out of it’s proper context)

* There were some suggestion about a punk concert tomorrow evening? And beer? Neat!

* Christmas is coming. Here’s the upside of having divorced parents and a fractioned family: I don’t have to get gifts to everybody. Yay. The amount of IOU’s that I’ve given as a present over the years is ridiculous, and if I once get called on those I’m gonna be their bitch for three months and would prolly be required to quit smoking (mom actually has asked me for such an IOU).

Now I have to finish sending off a few emails, and then home to heat something. tea most likely. And watch Sopranos. There’s been a lot of that lately (Anna got hooked).

How about this for an illustration

So I haven’t managed to write anything on the essay today. Basically, I’ve been helping my dad out with translations into English and coming up with a marketing plan for his new car catalogue. See, my dad is under the illusion that if you have the best product, it will win the battle for the marketplace. He’s such an honest capitalist that it hurts my blackened anarchist heart at times.

On my end of the capitalist spectrum, I’ve been looking for a pimp to whom I could offer my services. I.e. I’ve been looking at available jobs.

Let me illustrate the process and where I fail:

1: Web editor with graphic background. preferably be able to land a space shuttle using MySql, PHP, Pearl, while being a teamworker & customer-oriented.

2: Writer for a travelling website. We don’t respond to emails and you will work for nothing until you have three million readers.

3: Translator of shorter online telegrams. Unless you translated the original bible, or have a PhD in linear-B, don’t bother.

4: Guide at a museum. Service-oriented work. Must have served at least four (4) prime ministers as personal assistant. Retrospective at MoMa meriting

5: Storage worker. Organisational skills wanted. Only the top ten Tetris players in the world need apply. Drivers license. Truck license. MySql, PHP, Pearl guru.

6: Customer relations. Since you will be running around downtown with a ten litre thermos full with coffee, all we demand from you is your servitude and a rectum matched only by goatse. C++/Java a plus.

And here’s an alternative solution: