Chirping, running, drinking, working.

The past couple of days I’ve learned a few things.

For one thing, Gothenburg really likes Bruce Springsteen. The local tabloid had a prop plane doing slow rounds over the city, encouraging the Boss with improper punctuation and a sad whiny sound. I’m sure he was overwhelmed.

Flygplan med banderoll om Bruce Springsteen

Utanför Stearin i Göteborg, askfat

I’ve spent a month back home now, and much of the momentum that I had regarding a documentary project about architecture has been spent on stupid details (like the new look of this blog) and I have yet to book an interview. The coming week should be a make-or-break time to get started and get something on tape. Once I have that, I’ll start looking for financing and such.

Much of the time I feel as though I’m on vacation but ought to work anyway. It’s the constant annoyance of being a free agent: You’re not really free. Ever. Never ever.

Röda sten i motljus

Tallkottar

I’ve been “running” four weeks now. Every two days I pull on sweatpants, plug in some headphones and go wheeze among normal people. It’s getting better, and I’m moving up to level three on the C25K scale, meaning that I’ll be running for a full 3 minutes next. “What is the world coming to” you might ask yourself, and I would answer “asthma and the end of times.”

My impulse control is still bad by anyone’s standard but my own, but smoking is down to sort of ten sticks per day and I no longer suck on that inhaler like a pup on a teat of life.

Petters ögon - come hither

Ballong eyes

Two other smaller things that came to my attention was that although drinking is a nice pastime, I ought to find something besides that. Like drawing, or sailing, or maybe furthering my career as the worlds greatest person ev4r!

If you go out drinking with people who work in bars, it is safe to assume that they have a built in gene that allows them to not get as drunk as you, so don’t try to keep up. I went with Petter to a bar owned by an old friend of his and ended up at a concert at Pustervik. We were discussing how women on stage are very successful at looking awesome (compared to the same woman in grocers) so we were fawning a bit. One g&t too many later I was stumbling home, coming just short of having to drag myself along a wall.

Suggestions for hobbies other than drinking? I mean, it’s not as if I have an abundance of money or health here, nor is it helping me to look better or getting laid, and the routine is getting a bit routiny.

Konsert på Pustervik, 4 juli 2008

Kvitto från Delerium

Pär i motljus i Stockholm

Anna is going with Hanna to Israel tomorrow, and as soon as I’ve set her up with a Twitter feed I’ll post it here. I’ve been trying not to engage in all these web 2.0 projects too much since they are devourers of time, but let’s see if Twitter can’t be useful for something. My own feed is in the column on your right, ladies and gentlemen, and you are welcome to follow or @ or whatever it is that the kids do. I decided to try after listening to You Look Nice Today, which is a very relaxed and excellent podcast (except the latest live episode, a rather meh affair) which apparently came about after the producers were twittering all the time.

If you haven’t seen it, it’s time for you to waste at least fifteen minutes here: Twittervision.

While working on this project of mine – yes a specific blog for it is coming up shortly – I’m starting to look for job. Preferably freelance or part-time, in whatever area that I might be good at. If you have suggestions or think that I can do something that needs to be done, give me a shout. I need to pull in approx 7000 SEK a month to stay afloat and am really terrible at this whole marketing myself crap. I need someone to give me money and then point at the ground and hand me a shovel.

Gänget går längst gatan

Happy 4th of July you imperialist bastards!

There’s a comfort in watching crappy movies, because you can always assume that it’s bad and you can concentrate on finding the gems. And then there’s the campy stuff that you can’t help but love. The silent agreement that “this is what the audience wants” and the response from the audience that “yes, this is in fact what I imagine that someone thinks that I want.” Or maybe I’m just getting old and have had a change of standards.

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Never give up! Never surrender! Threadless!

Once again I’m humiliating myself by submitting a design to Threadless.

Whether you have an account or not, click on the link and vote on the design. This is very likely to make you a better person. Link: Never trust Cyan

—update—

Ouch, that was a short non-event. After one day the design was out of the competition with 1.37 on a 0-5 scale, as judged by 300+ people. No taste some people. Back to the drawing board…

Editing. Redesign. Comments

If you’ve visited this blog the last couple of days, you might have noticed that it looks messed up or not loading properly at all. This is because I’m doing a redesign live. I’m crazy like that.

The point is to make the content area wider, allowing wider images and videos. One side effect will be that the old posts, with images and videos cropped to 400 pixels, will look less than good.

White flowers in a tree

I’d appreciate it if you’d let me know what you like and don’t like (I’ll even pretend that I care) as well as if anything doesn’t work. (Y’know, technically.) Should you comment or email me about it, make sure to be specific since if you say “the comments look like shit!” I won’t know which version of the comments that according to you are smelly.

Girl with drinking straws in hair

Good night, and God bless!

Journalism

One morning, after she was awakened by her bedside alarm, she sat up and, she recalled, “this fluid came down my face, this greenish liquid.” She pressed a square of gauze to her head and went to see her doctor again.

Woman has a bad itch. Really bad.
www.newyorker.com

If you don’t want to do it, don’t do it. If you want to do it, do it because you love it. Find meaning in it. Otherwise, you’re tricking yourself. You’re tricking everybody.

Interview with Dalai Lamahs youngest brother.
www.tokyomango.com

I know that it’s easy to poke at the mote in Americans’ eyes rather than doing something about our own much more fashionable beams, but c’mon.

Prayer circles at gas stations to lower gas prices.
www.toledoblade.com

Birthday. Density. Flaaaaaanders

Looking for music in 5/4 tempo, I ended up with this:

And what in holy heaven:

Birthday get-together yesterday ended up with minigolf. Neat. I got two shirts, a pack of Lucky Strikes, an old Polaroid camera (need film) and a bed which is to be delivered curtesy of Hanna sometime in the future. Awesome. I did not know that you could give away beds. This raises the bar for the future.

We had strawberry wine and went for a few beers. I’m feeling better, although the solidity of my corporal production leaves something to be desired. My dear brother Tomasz calls it “peeing through the butt” but it leaves a rather unpleasant image in ones head, don’t you think?

I’m enjoying oatmeal and organising my music collection.

Midsummer. Pepper. 30-ish

We celebrated midsummer at Hannas place. Plenty of food and drink, and multicoloured lights.

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At midnight songs were sung to celebrate my 30th birthday, and I got a book and a rice cooker. As an additional bonus I got pummeled with handfuls of pepper. According to Jan, an unwed 30-year old man is called “Pepparsven” and that’s how we roll in Scandinavia.

I was out running yesterday morn, and even though I’m keeping with the exceptionally light C25K program, I cought some sort of bug that left me zombiefied the whole evening. Needless to say I wasn’t as entertaining as I should have been, but the whole dinner was very enjoyable from behind my haze of nausea and vodka.

I’m thinking maybe mini-golf for birthday thingy? Not sure. Ought to do something and the sun is out, so maybe “golf for the pepper person” is a nice thing? Have to check if they’re open today..