Gbg Expat whipping

Reading guides for foreigners to your own country of residence is a hoot. One guide to Sweden that I picked up convinced me that I was an atypical Swede for not hiking in the country more than I do. (at all)

If you happen to be an American woman living in Sweden, you might be interested in this link: the American Women’s Club of Gothenburg.

whip

In other news, last fridays dinner evolved into something with a, ah, snappy theme. I had gifted Jan a whip a year ago, and it was dusted off and prominently smacked about. Slightly disconcerting. It’s an aquired taste, I’m sure.

Beer, white teeth, alien porn

Kent på YFO

Höstlöv

Yesterday was the last day Kent worked at YFO, my previous place of employment. He’s been working there for ten years, so this is an era of sorts that is coming to an end. A bit melancholy, but he’s moving onto other pastures and will do fine, I’m sure. After playing a bit of pool, during which Mano handed me my ass on a plate, we schlepped over to O’learys for dinner.

Oleary skylt

Monikas hår

O’learys is a sports bar, not a kind of locales that I usually frequent; and for a good reason – it’s full of loud men screaming at tv screens. The food shouldn’t go unmentioned either. In our company of eight, two vomited afterwards; not because of food poisoning, but because their dinners consisted of so much cheese and grease that their stomachs kicked the food in the nuts and threw it out the front door. I’ve always had a rather spartan view of my own needs, so the largest vegan hurdle is other peoples’ look of pained sympathy when the salad sans everything comes in. This is why I love going to Kellys.

Because my mom told me to, I got my teeth salt-blasted. My mouth is bleeding and I can hardly taste anything, but look at that shine:

Tänder smutsiga

Tänder rena

I am not certain that I made the right decision at the age of thirteen when I refused retainers; I like crooked teeth, but they are a bitch to keep clean, not to mention expensive when done in this fashion.

And in the ongoing saga to make you accept alien porn as a reasonalble turn-on: Austrian pinup superheroins – www.beesign.at

Alien pinup