Iraq & chess: scratch-marks

Here’s an interesting and worthwhile interview with journalist Nir Rosen on Iraq. It puts forth the idea that Iraq as a country does not exist any more in any practical terms, other than as a flag. He’s being interviewed by Amy Goodman, who has done excellent progressive work for a long time.

Interview transcript available here: www.democracynow.org

Today is chess day at Kellys. Yay! We’re up to six-eight people each time, and even though I haven’t won, it’s great fun. One week ago a new player showed up and managed to cinch the win by only loosing to the second place player and tie with me:

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11 year old brat Elliot kicked our asses. While we were drinking beer he was eating a icesickle. It was awesome.

And on an unrelated note, I have scratchmarks! I’m a man!

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Funeral

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Today I went to the funeral of a co-worker who died of cancer two weeks ago. I don’t think that I ever met her – we worked at different locations – but I recall talking to her on the phone when pay was due, since she worked the financial thingies. The funeral was a secular occasion with slightly less than fifty people attending, and overall it seemed fitting; I wouldn’t know since this was my first funeral.

Lotta had been sick since January, and celebrated her 40th birthday in spring. Looking at the casket, the sombre people, the sheet with misprinted lyrics for the group song, I started thinking of everyone in the building as diseased – each and everyone an ambulating cluster of cells on the brink of malfunctioning. Every wrinkle a sign of age, every small gesture articulating fragility. You notice the man who is limping slightly, the girl in the wheelchair, perspiration on the person in front of you, and you see disease through and through.

Take care of the living, the dead will mind themselves, is a good sentence to carry around. I imagine that it would be a different situation altogether if it was I who was burying a child or sibling.

Kawaii!!!!!!! and Aqua Teen Hunger Force not so kawaii

Insanely cute dancing robot thingy. Slightly reminiscent of a dancing coca-cola can that I had as a kid, but just so much nicer. And the video is just kawaii beyond belief. Read more here: www.beatbots.org

I listened to Dangerdooms album, and thought that I recognised a few samples. Checking it out on the trusted Wikipedia, I learned that much of it was themed around Aqua Teen Hunger Force, a semi-retarded cartoon series. Naturally, I decided to download the feature length movie that just came out, Aqua Teen Hunger Force colon movie film for dvd, and it proved to be a nonsensical piece of surrealistic something. I guess it might not be a perfect fit with you pallet, but I thought I’d show you the intro anyway:

If all anti-pirate copyright messages were like this, I wouldn’t object as much.

Google word search

Googling random words can give good ROI.

Proper: www.apropersite.com
Funny smell: www.netdoctor.co.uk

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Avurt. It sounds like a yoghurt but is actually a “non-lethal” “self-defence” “weapon”. It shoots something that might make you vomit. And it’s available in pink. You have to check out their webpage – the infomercial video that autoplays when you get there is gold.

If you want to get me a present, get me one of these: www.avurt.com

And here is an example of a certain lack of finesse in a gaming commercial:

Who’s Your Baghdaddy?

The Nation has a long article containing inverviews with U.S soldiers that were stationed in Iraq. You want to read it: thenation.com

“As an American, you just put your hand up with your palm towards somebody and your fingers pointing to the sky,” said Sergeant Jefferies, who was responsible for supplying fixed checkpoints in Diyala twice a day. “That means stop to most Americans, and that’s a military hand signal that soldiers are taught that means stop. Closed fist, please freeze, but an open hand means stop. That’s a sign you make at a checkpoint. To an Iraqi person, that means, Hello, come here. So you can see the problem that develops real quick. So you get on a checkpoint, and the soldiers think they’re saying stop, stop, and the Iraqis think they’re saying come here, come here. And the soldiers start hollering, so they try to come there faster. So soldiers holler more, and pretty soon you’re shooting pregnant women.”

Making movies and taking pictures

Jan Pilgaard, the up and coming maverick director, was graceful enough to let me take part in his latest production as a stills photographer. Two days of loitering and taking so many rolls of film you would not believe, (Yeah, I know, film, in this day and age) if you’re unable to believe any number higher than 20. Fun, but leaves me thinking I should do more. So I’ve decided to start doing porn-art; the worst of two worlds, or the best, depending on your disposition.

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Also, there is a sky over Gothenburg, and we have birds, and occasionally family that visits and anti-nato grafitti:

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A while ago we were on a roof, drinking wine and discussing good sniper positions for two hours. My insight into proper sniperish behaviour is exclusively derived from movies and camping in Ghost Recon, so obviously I’m an authority:

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At a certain point in the evening I became, against my better judgement, involved in some sort of vegan debate. This spectacles are more often than not unfruitful and leave me bitter and with yet another dead body to dispose of. Judging from my gesturing and Petters cowering/laughing, it’s easy to surmise that whatever I said about vegan hot-dogs was brilliant, and whatever anyone else said they can stfu and keep to themselves:

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Todays theme: It’s too warm! It’s too cold! It’s raining! I’m tired and my body aches!

Never trust robots

It’s usually considered rather lame physically challenged to post just one youtube video in a post, but this is a bloody brilliant song. I’ve been playing it continuously the past two days. If only Andrew Thompson would offer a non-DRM version to buy online…