June 2007 – Monocultured

alien porn!

a couple of years ago i tried to talk my friends into either participating in or supporting a one-off issue of intergalactic porn. hardcore porn from all over the universe! a star trek bang-bus of sorts.

the support was mediocre; i got a few volunteers for camera and light-grip. no-one was interested in being in front of the camera or a fluffer. no imagination, some people.

i had tried to find some alien themed porn, but had drawn blanks except some exceptionally crappy photoshop jobs. today, curtesy of metafilter.com i got my grubby hands on some gray-on-woman action. not all that hot, but some of them are well done.

here’s the page: http://lerchbase.blogspot.com/2007/06/alien-sex.html

and from that page there are a few more racy pictures here:
http://www.heaven666.org/alien-porn-708.php
(as you should know by now, don’t visit those pages with internet explorer. chances are that the alien porn will infest your computer with galactic sperm)

my birthday

i’m not big on celebrating birthdays. this is more out of necessity than of my own volition: most people are out of town 21st of june, and i’m used to be forgotten. (it’s a childhood trauma)

a few of my friends thought they’d cheer me up and celebrated me yesterday. they came over and made lasagna, salad and pie. and i got presents! shirts, necklace, a sausage, licorice, strawberries, and a pair of mr fantastic underwear.

earlier miriana and the kids tried to surprise me and sing happy birthday. they are not very good at surprising, but it was very endearing. i’m always a bit awkward in those situations. do i sit? do i stand? do i judge the merit of their singing abilities? group hug? miriana gave me a nice purple tshirt, although i’m quite sure that she didn’t give much thought to what was printed on it. (“game over”)

friends are a good thing to have. maybe i should get more of them? if anyone is interested in becoming one, i’m taking applications.

some pitschurs:

iraqi hurt

well, people are hurting all over. very gripping article from a photographer who can’t get enough of iraq.

link here: www.vqronline.org

computers and nostalgia

mom ended up throwing away all the glorious apple stuff that i had. no-one wanted to buy it, and she can’t really keep it. thanks to all that have written kind emails with your own geek-ass comments and nostalgia. it’s much appreciated.

the ad that i put up at 99.mac was well received, as illustrated by the screengrab below:

the only two things that i kept were an old apple plus mouse (the big boxy one) and an apple mousepad with the colourful apple logo. i shall cherish them.

meanwhile, somewhere else

it serves as a reminder that other people are doing things.

my uncle has always been an avid sailor, and when i ran into him the other day he gave me a dvd with images from his latest cruise (venice, among other places). he’s organising tours for people with visual disabilities, himself being almost blind, and has asked me to document a trip they’re taking in august. i’m working then, but it would be brilliant to go. i’ll see about that.

some pictures that don’t have to do with much else

testies!

you’ve prolly seen this somewhere else, but here goes: woman pulls off a guys testicle, tries to eat it, chokes and spits it out. someone else returnes the testicle saying “this belongs to you”.