A couple of years ago I found How to Succeed in Evil by Patrick E. McLean, and now it’s available in a more polished version. It would be difficult to improve on the original story, but the calm and balmy voice of Patrick makes a listen worthwhile. I recommend a listen: How to Succeed in Evil.
Below is an unrelated short story he published a couple of years ago, Vampire in the Attic.[audio:http://monocultured.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/the-vampire-in-the-attic.mp3]
Link to full episode: And three baby camels.[audio:http://monocultured.com/misc/NPR_pirates2.mp3]